dad humor

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[sharkchunks]

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

YAAAAAAAASSSS FUCK IT UP SIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

KWWWWWEEEEEEEEEENNNN

[deadceased]

me

[grootficguy]

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

[letmeeatyourchildren]

Thine octopus

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[theshitneyspears]

sending my nudes out while drunk like

[tiredstripper]

woke up to having sent out a mass snap the other night lol

[gifak-net]

[mememaster]

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

[squeeful]

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

[my-head-just-exploded-deactivat]

Ok but when am I getting my live action Hercules movie?

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[insightsoftheunrealworld]

[shooti]

look at the kittens

[conlainn]

these are turtles

[shrewclaw-moved-deactivated2015]

[ahlucy]

[dinuguan]

[mercuryfish]

Let’s just get drunk.

[cat-memes-only]

[bellygangstaboo]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe