Outlaws for Life

I wish I had some kind of self control, but here we are.

[melonmemes]

[projectsnt-deactivated20230702]

This April Fools prank is so underwhelming.  

I think tumblr finally realized that nothing they do is ever going to compete with our collective love for Coppy.

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

[ruinedchildhood]

[animusrox]

[hustlerose]

why are u so mad? jealous because i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle, and you don’t?? 

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

[swarnpert]

[b0is]

petition to adopt this new set of emojis

[purpletangyvaginas]

[uncontrolledmisfit]

i thought it was just me

[myhaireatskids]

sir, that’s my emotional support titty

[candiikismet]

Meeeeeeeee

[pedroam-bang]

Nightcrawler (2014)

[deathbymuser]

[rrichardgrimes]

Jake Gyllenhaal as Robert Graysmith in Zodiac (2007)

[the-honey-dukes-deac]

Yes, I do watch “Prince of Persia - The Sands of Time” for the Plot only.

[curiouswildi]

Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of ‘Velvet Buzzsaw’ in Los Angeles (2019)

[curiouswildi]

Jake Gyllenhaal by Bonnie Jo Mount for ‘The Washington Post’

[milaeryn]

I had to do this meme. This is literally me 🤣 🤣

[cillianmurphy]

Jake Gyllenhaal:

Me: