[zagreus]

“when’s your birthday?” awfully bold of you to assume that i was born

[quaagsire]

god I love being queer

[c-bassmeow]

I’m not kidding this has changed my life. What a fucking game changing and life changing performance

[bitchycode]

[bang]

Im so broke

[absolutelyaverage]

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[art--woonz]

By: heidi annalise Instagram: @artwoonz

[dirtyhippiie]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

[patsy-navarro]

nyoooooooom

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[majortomwaits]

me after one shower

[chicks1023]

I’m not crying, you are 😭❤️❤️

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[bntyhuntr-remade]

[xoxotupacsdaughter-deactivated2]

[frodo-sam]

[hippanthropy]

[nvclearbomb]

This is fucking me up right now

[armedandgayngerous]

POWER MOVE

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.