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it took me almost 19 yrs to find a bf.... and LOOK AT H I M!!!!!

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

talkshows-deactivated20150818

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

ruinedchildhood

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

dinuguan

babydreamgirl-deactivated201902

how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

willyverse

feelin’ by William Ukoh

gondwana

THINGS ARE SHAPING UP TO BE PRETTY

boarofthenorth100

You Think You Gnow Me...?

Well I’ve Got News For You Buck-o…

ourbodiesglow

me as hell

momochiie

if I look #bitter in all my selfies it's because I am

#me

itsrobstenbieber

allmymetaphors

it’s so weird that women are seen as emotional and melodramatic when all the men i know are the most unbelievably melodramatic people on earth and also every time i express an emotion as a woman i feel guilty and apologize profusely but I’ve literally never once heard a man apologize for expressing an emotion even though they throw literal temper tantrums all the time

zsnes

me: hey tumblr i need you to post these things onto this blog at this time. is that okay? tumblr app: oops! looks like the tumblr goblims work all gunked up! looks like somegiing went a little little fuck piss pee pee! uh oh and gack! why not cheese fucking pizza baby? oh yeah! looks like we did it! oh fuck and oh no! looks like the tumblr

lakanen

All men are liars, certainly. I just let them sit in that chair and lie till they get tired of lying. Then they begin to tell the truth.

Carl Jung, according to Elizabeth Shepley Sergeant, “Doctor Jung: A Portrait in 1931”, C.G. Jung Speaking: Interviews and Encounters, page 52 (via lakanen)

autohaste

Love is literally the softest, gentle and warming experience. Stop letting people tell you that love is supposed to hurt.

pizzabummer

Are you serious? Maybe that’s been your experience, but a lot of people have been burned or heartbroken. Being hurt is very much a part of love for the most part. Don’t romanticize it. Life isn’t a fairy tale.

autisticdixon2-deactivated20190

don’t romanticize love