Baelor Targaryen’s 2nd wife

18+ | twenties | they/them | terfs and swerfs go fuck yourselves | also found on @feralpigeons for non-fandom posting

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Forcing myself to believe this is a bit on 916 days left

[contact-guy]

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

[skipppppy]

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

[ospreyonthemoon]

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

[deathsmallcaps]

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

[answeringmysister]

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

[viridianchronicle]

[teaboot]

Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007

[ktempestbradford]

Jessica Fletcher deduces that you are a frustrated writer who is also trans while she's trying to figure out who at your AI company murdered the billionaire CEO. The billionaire's wife offers Jessica a check for $5 million dollars to prove that it was someone other than her so that she can collect the insurance money.

After tricking the billionaire CEO of a rival AI company into confessing that he's the murderer, Jessica then signs over the check to you so you can quit this terrible, soul sucking job and write that novel that's been in you for several years.

And also afford hormones.

[pendragyn]

Miss Marple does some snooping, overhears how your relatives and their cronies talk about you, invites you all to tea, knitting up a storm as she's chatting about her second cousin twice removed who changed their name and their whole look after inheriting a large sum and moving away, all quite on the up and up, and how she could get you in contact if you'd like. You leave with an address and a new jumper and your nasty cruel relatives who murdered your parents for the inheritance confess and are taken away.

[prokopetz]

Once you've learned the spot the historical signposts, it's interesting how many "generically medieval" fantasy settings manage to miss the actual medieval period on both ends. They've got the Roman Empire rubbing shoulders with the German Renaissance, skipping directly from the year 500 to the year 1500 with nothing in between!

[prokopetz]

(The one consistent exception is, of course, the obligatory Vikings-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off culture, who legitimately are medieval, but nobody they interact with is, so you've effectively got Vikings with time-travelling boats raiding both Roman-occupied England and Renaissance Italy.)

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is why it’s fine to have guns in medieval fantasy if you ask me

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[thevibraniumvoid]

i'm 1.5k into writing a fake dating fic with Rocco

[thevibraniumvoid]

ok guys this story got a little bigger than i thought it would please be patient. part 1 coming to you soon

[moriartyyouwhore]

I have to delete everything and go live in the forest I thought you meant from Sesame Street

[roberttingle]

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

[elvensilk]

like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards

put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[pleaseraisemefromperdition]

[moriartyyouwhore]

can I get one fucking day without the government doing something unbelievably fucking stupid

[droids-in-disguise]

Via twitter

[droids-in-disguise]

The tags on this post lmfaoooo

[droids-in-disguise]

gems from the tags: round 2

[beemovieerotica]

sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4

[redrook]

[ishouldsleepbuticant]

A random thought but just imagine a modern!reader in the Hotd world. And she's seeing someone get beheaded. Disturbed for obvious reasons but for them its totally fine.

Modern!reader: they don't deserve to get beheaded!!

Them: my word is the law, and they dare question it.

Modern!reader: jesus fucking christ dude

Them: what is a jesus fucking christ dude?