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[morriefish]

continued oppy posting

This is fanon and fanart. world belongs to @elliejaybird . I am just playing in their sandpit, go and read all the canon lore they have been working on for years!!

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these are far more rough and I feel like I am walking away from Oppy anatomy the more I draw Kurti.

I am getting the sense that Kurti prefers Fruit over other foods and takes his job very seriously about quality testing whatever he finds. Persimmons do also feel like they would fit in the oppy world, but whether or not they are native to the current oppy colony locations is not my thing to say XD i can only dream.

playing with the idea of a wren like bird companion that takes inspiration from other related and unrelated aussie birds like the willy-wag tail and emu fairy wren to be a chirpy and disgruntled friend for him too.

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[morriefish]

Absolutely incredible need to remember these xD

[morriefish]

oppy posting.

have been in love with @elliejaybird’s world and stories for a while now. I truly love your world building and really enjoy the care you have put into it. Been meaning to draw an oppy for a while, and though I might still adjust their hind markings I think I am pretty happy with how Kurti came out.

Kurti is a word for the Australian Red Quandong, a native australian apricot that though I am sure the Oppy’s would eat if they had to, can be sour and pretty fruitless. But they have these epic seeds, that both the red quandongs and blue quandong (which is native to south and south east asia and northern australia) have that are used as beads across these regions as well. Even if it isn't completely canon, i feel it fits pretty well as a fanon for me anyway!

thank you for sharing your creations and critters and I hope you like this little creature I have designed based on your recent video

[narutwitter]

[theswisscheeserag]

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[monkeybombergirl]

I love how everyone treats adhd as a moral failing even people who otherwise have reasonable stances

[monkeybombergirl]

"you people can't do anything" Yeah disabilities limit your ability to do things you dumb fuck

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s a lot of stuff from scifi that eventually came true but it turned out that nobody liked them very much or they became very niche.

Flying cars for example. We did it! Literally nobody wants this though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Meal in a pill? Well we didn’t get that exactly but we do have Soylent and Huel which are mostly just used by gym bros and people who care more about convenience than enjoying their food.

Remote jobs and school? It exists. Sometimes that’s good but it doesn’t work for everything.

Virtual reality? Yeah. Most people don’t like it and it makes some people sick if they use it but it’s got its niche.

Brain chips? Really useful for some disabled people. The rest of us don’t really want the internet in our brains though tbh.

Robot dogs? Turns out they work for the police. Whoops.

[scuttle-bugno36]

when you and twin reach your true form and become stoats