Cellular Identity Crisis

I don't Tumbl too much, I'm mostly here for the clever and pretty things other people post. Other times I just post rant-y life things. Also, I hate all the tumblr themes :[

[tashaneva]

character A to character B: because I’m your friend

me, a lonely and bitter goblin: 

[culturenlifestyle]

Exquisite Photography Series That Depicts Dried Flowers and Tea Sets

Artist, wife and mother, Marina Malinovaya spends her leisure hours orchestrating extravagant photographic compositions using dried up flowers, leaves and tea sets.

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[notkatniss]

me searching for a new tv show to watch

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[veronicastpierre]

That 2017 #look

[maritsa-met-deactivated20210227]

On the other side of the dressy scale there was a 7 months pregnant lawyer sitting on the floor at IAD

[tami-taylors-hair]

At O’Hare there was a lawyer who was about five minutes away from giving birth sitting there in her sweatpants with a sign that said “I’m a lawyer and I speak Hindi/Urdu”. Just her and her sign and supersized tea from McDonalds. 

[revengeoftehblackbirb-blog]

I’ll say it again. MOSTLY WOMEN.

[themasculinevoice]

Why does their being mostly women matter?

[gwynerso]

Because, statistically speaking, 64% of lawyers in the United States are men, meaning that the majority of the demographic showing up should reflect this. It is also interesting to note that only 27% of American born lawyers are female- that means that a lot of these women are likely immigrants or foreign born. We have a majority of women showing up in a field where they are a minority; women who dropped everything to help defend human rights and the country. There’s no cis-male equivalency to pregnancy, but if you fail to see the importance and stength of a woman who might feasibly go into labour at any second still standing up for what is right and good whilst the majority of politicians are cowering, then I can’t help you.

[profeminist]

Why most of the lawyers you see battling Trump’s immigration order are women

[sanguinarysanguinity]

“I have been working non-stop for three days and I have not made a penny,” [said a female lawyer who had been at a Texas airport and asked not to be quoted by name]. A friend, who is a male immigration lawyer, went on vacation over the weekend, she said, because he felt it wouldn’t be lucrative. “Male immigration lawyers look at this and say ‘This is not a business opportunity for me,’” she said. 

[giveusmoredetonation]

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

[aspiring-kryptonian]

This is Macklemore erasure.

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

are you http because ://

[wordsnquotes]

I am afraid I will be like this forever.

Sierra DeMulder, “Today Means Amen” (via wordsnquotes)

[jessejlarsen]

@CriticalRole ep. 84. That ritual was amazing.  You guys seriously KILLED me this episode.  Amazing job.

[neoliberalismkills]

reblog if women with swords

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via NateWantsToBtl)

[jordanmcmakin]

Story Timeline = Act 1 | Act 2 | Act 3

[dana-rama-deactivated20190219]

These folks let me play D&D with them on a regular basis <3

I can’t remember what they were reacting too, but it must have been pretty hilarious and excellent! (From a DM’s perspective…)

[morsuaile]

Haha, it's was Drew's 5 failed saving throws which nearly led to his death by cloud.

[ready-to-be-strong-deactivated2]

I kind of want to see a story about an elf; tall, beautiful, clumsy as fuck, and an industrial worker who can’t do archery to save themselves and swears all the time.

And I kind of want to see a story about a dwarf; short, robust, hairy, elegant, sweet, very refined and a lover of poetry who’s never said a rude word in their life.

I just think it would be an interesting change of pace.

[nbhawke]

they’re girlfriends

[ayellowbirds]

they’re super fucking cute and i need more of this.

[screamqueen-97]

the most fun I’ve had since january 1st 2017 

[hoenn]

meanwhile:

[xigbars]

before you spam the “i need healing” option, ask yourself these questions:

1) is your healer currently alive

2) has anyone been protecting your healer from genji and/or tracer

3) is it feasible for you to shut your fucking mouth and find a health pack

[mineapple]

4) are you even in the general vicinity of your healer or are you alone, surrounded by enemies, on the other side of the map

[gmbencompetence]

5) Are you actually hurt or do you just want the Healer to stand close to you to the exclusion of other players

6) HAS THE FUCKING MATCH BEGUN

[dana-rama-deactivated20190219]

Sometimes my notes for future campaign stuff are pretty vague but also super important to me. Like for instance:

* party visits a floating sky castle. FLOATING SKY CASTLE

What’s in the castle and why are they going there? I have no clue whatsoever. BUT FLOATING SKY CASTLE

[morsuaile]

WHAT