To just be green

Bisexual, swedish, caffeine enthusiast. pronouns:they/them

[ozempicofficial]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Time loops strike again 😔

[fallenangelvictorious]

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

[ruusverd]

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[lovertm]

pins by Abprallen

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[jadeharleyinc]

tamed dragon.

[bowelfly]

shronks

[bruisepoking-archive]

does anyone know if it’s possible

[moonrver]

[bruisepoking-archive]

ok good I was getting worried

[lakevida]

screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

[capacity2]

Majority of this website will go to warrrr for coworkers that make everyone’s life miserable bc they’re the coworker who makes everyone’s life miserable

[dykeselfcest]

one of the best things about commie utopia would be that your incompetent coworker could be fired without ruining their life...I spent like 6 extra months with a coworker who fucked everything up constantly because our boss didn't want him to lose his visa and in an ideal world you could be just kind of bad at things without that being grounds for deportation y'know

[mikkeneko]

One argument about UBI I like to make to people is to think of the most unbearable coworker they've ever had, or the worst customer experience they've ever had, and consider whether the world wouldn't actually be a better place if some people simply did not work

[dogpuppy]

[frabjousdaily]

nuclear family radiation poisoning

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[elodieunderglass]

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

[magicalgirlcrazycatlady]

I love how the reblogs are either:

Arguing about weather oxyclean or turmeric is a better pairing for white shirt..

Pointing out that UV light gets rid of the stain...

Or suggesting the shirt gets dyed fully orange with more turmeric.

Never change, Tumblr.

[the-haiku-bot]

Or suggesting the

shirt gets dyed fully orange

with more turmeric.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[marinella-ela]

[photozoi]

Site Supervisor

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[angelhive]