[nickyandmikey]

everyone on this site

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

apparently the villain of one of the beauty and the beast sequels is a lord who got transformed into a pipe organ and went “oh fuck yeah being a huge fuckoff pipe organ RULES I want to be cursed like this forever and ever” which is the greatest villain premise I’ve ever heard of

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

oh apparently his other motivation was that he was jealous of the beast’s affection for belle and didn’t want to lose his most specialist boytoy status

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

How dare you leave out the part where he was played by our lord and savior Tim Curry.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Do they kill lord tim pipe organ curry? Because I don't see how they reconcile his existence in the original film unless he's dead

[jazflower]

He does in fact accidently pull himself off the wall he was chained to and fall into a ton of little pipe organ pieces and never heard from again

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

do the organ pieces get transformed back into dismembered human limbs

[sexycraisinthanos]

Movie title: Belle’s enchanted Christmas

Movie plot: what if the phantom of the opera’s organ was also gay and fucked up

[angelicguy]

*sufjan stevens voice*

i can’t explain

the state that i’m in

except that i can

i’m in illinois

[musicofthe-ainur]

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

[eleemosynecdoche]

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

[modernclaire]

another hilarious example:

[lotrmusical]

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[consultingfujoshi]

[sosyan]

guillermo & nandor watching ofmd together :D

[1998aries]

it’s so true though like the predatory wasp of the palisades  really is literally out to get me

[robertseasonleonard]

hey guys I just remembered this gif

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[45percenterthen]

crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were

[45percenterthen]

added a visual element

[221btardisimpalawithloki]

[bloodenjoyer]

gay af for a hobbit to be a baggins

[kissapologist-deactivated202205]

I feel like people underestimate how unhappy Ed was in his world before meeting Stede because we primarily see Ed's world through Stede, who thinks it's cool as hell. but the setup is that they're both the same amount of deeply unhappy and to Ed piracy might as well be a loveless marriage. if it hadnt been for the coercive english labor aspect putting a damper on things he literally WAS happy to just be folding socks

[kissapologist-deactivated202205]

and like to be clear I think true endgame happiness would be a synthesis of both aspects of their lives, not a straightforward switching places, but like. give Ed some socks to fold yk

[kissapologist-deactivated202205]

#heres how edward teach's bar and grill can still win you joke but literally I am hoping preaching praying and saying

[cottoncandysprite]

This better be how s2 plays out or so help me

[cahootings]

David Jenkins looked at me and said I know what you’ve been through and I’m sorry and I won’t ever put you through that again. And then he kissed me on the forehead

[lesbiantiana]

[call-me-ishmael-maybe]

Gay pirates got me like