Awesome Sauce

My little page about all things awesome :3 Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

[rainbowd00dles]

Carter is ready and raring to go. Let's get this man NAKED

[sunflowerbutch]

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[surprisebitch]

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

[powerburial]

yeah but this is like for real people

[qr-closet]

natural steps ✨

[ileftmydignityinthegl]

When a hiring partner says “you know, some people only want this job for the money...”

[thetenderpassion]

[loudbeeping]

look how tiny this dog is

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funny-tik-toks]

[throckmorton2018]

True himbo representation

[seawitchmimi]

i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor

[weirdqueernerd]

He what?

[depsidase]

[arktham]

Soul 2020, dir. Pete Docter & Kemp Powers

[cancermoonproblems]

this movie had me in tears 😭😭😭

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[catchymemes]

[rhymneybelle]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[tastefullyoffensive]