Yanibobonni

18/Hispanic/Fm

[yanibobonni]

Steve: do you have a boyfriend?

Y/N: no.

Steve: why?

Y/N: cause my parents are strict, but why don't you a girlfriend?

Steve: cause your parents are strict

[yanibobonni]

*The batfam having dinner together*

Dick: Y/N, can you pass the salt?

Y/N:*throws Damian across the table*

[buckmepapi]

Splatasha Jumpanoff

[yanibobonni]

Y/N : Why are you wearing a mask, it's 9 am

Dream : I sleep in this

Y/N : Oh, okay

Y/N : wait, WHAT THE FUCK

[yanibobonni]

Y/N: [dying] tell Joe, i loved her

Ranboo: who's Joe, Y/n?

Y/N: joe mama.

at the funeral:

Ranboo:...i have a mom named joe?

tubbo: *shakes head* dammit y/n-

[yanibobonni]

Jean: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Y/N: Ridiculous. Give me one example.

Jean: Levi.

Jean: Ymir.

Jean: you.

[yanibobonni]

Y/N: Hey, I've decided to come out-

Mikasa: Oh yea, we've known for a while.

Y/N: I meant to come out and see you for Christmas! I'm straight?

Eren: You've been dating Hanji since the second year of camp.

Y/N: I have not-

Hanji: Yes, you have?

Y/N: HANJI

Hanji: ...What?

[yanibobonni]

Erwin: We need to stop the Titans from ruining wall maria.

Connie: ???

Y/N: We need to snatch the titans wig and yeet them out of wall maria.

Connie: Say no more fam.

[yanibobonni]

Y/N : Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Luz's birthday invitations.

Eda: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Y/N : "Luz's birthday".

Eda: So, what do they say instead?

Y/N : "Luz's bi".

Eda:...

Eda: Works out either way.

[yanibobonni]

Oikawa: I'm quick with math

Y/N: What's 79 + 60?

Oikawa: 5

Y/N: That's not even close

Oikawa: But it was quick

[yanibobonni]

Connie, whispering: We have to tell her the dog died.

Sasha, whispering: No-!

Connie: Y/N, your dog ran away.

Y/N: Why?

Sasha, crying: He didn’t want you to see him die!

Connie: Sasha-!?

[yanibobonni]

Y/N: We should visit your parents for christmas.

Mikasa: Actually, my parents died a while ago...

Y/N: That’s okay mikasa, my parents died too. I’m sure we can visit someone’s parents here. Levi?

Levi, shakes his head:

Eren, looks away:

Armin, scratches his neck:

[yanibobonni]

Denki: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Sero: Food

Y/N: Dating

Bakugo: Murder

Denki:...-

Y/N: All three if you want to have fun

[yanibobonni]

Catra: *angry and insulting Kyle*

Y/N: *hugs her from behind*

Catra: *immediately shuts up*

Y/N: Can you calm down kitty...please?

Catra:*sighs then places a hand on Y/N's arm*

Catra:*points at Kyle with a death glare* tell anyone, your ass is dead.

[yanibobonni]

Eren: Look at the stars.

Y/N: Yeah, aren’t they just beautiful?

Eren, turns to Y/N and smiles: You know what’s more beautiful~?

Y/N: What?

Eren: Killing all the titans!

[yanibobonni]

Eret: Y/N, what do you fear most?

Y/N: Your face!

Wilbur: Ohhh!

Tommy: Ohhh!

Tubbo: Ohhh!

Somewhere in l'manburg

Techno: Oooh!

Ranboo: What’d you do that for?

Techno: I don’t know, I just suddenly felt it.

Ranboo: felt what?

Techno: The power of the burn

[yanibobonni]

Philza: I can’t believe you two got yourselves in a fight on the first day of school.

Tommy: In my defense, I tried stopping Y/N from punching that guy.

[earlier]

Tommy: Y/N, stop punching him!

Tommy: Kick him! That hurts more!