I'm scrap

Dianxia pls pick me up

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Xie Lian: So today when i was on my way home i found this adorable little fox by the road. It said it doesnt have a home so i brought it with me.

Feng Xin: (...)

Mu Qing: (...)

FengQing: Well yeah, but that does not explain the man lying on your bed.

[shijiujun]

天官赐福 Heaven Official’s Blessing | Manhua Vol. 5 PV

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Gu She: Just now you said you have some business.

Tao Mo: Hm?

Gu She: At the gate, you said you have some business.

Tao Mo: You came to find me I thought you have something.

Gu She: And if I have nothing?

Tao Mo: Then... Then you are my business.

Gu She: *smiles*

Tao Mo: You should smile more. You look charming with your smile.

Gu She: *embarrassed, takes a sip of tea*

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Gu She: *appears in bitvh i'm a boss style in front of the county magistrate's mansion*

Gu She, looking directly at Tao Mo: I'm here to take him away now.

Tao Mo: *immediately rushes over to him*

Servants: At least ask him were to!

[incorrect-web-novels]

Jiang Wanyin: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wei Wuxian, pouting: Not even a good morning?

Jiang Wanyin: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Zhang Chengling: Oh shit.

Black Poison Hag: What? Wait no-

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Shi Qingxian: *dropping two bags of food*

Shi Qingxuan: I didn't know what you like so i bought them all. Eat.

He Xuan: *looking at the food*

He Xuan, looking at SQ, with serious voice: Marry me.

[baiwu-jinji]

so I copied the poem that Xie Lian and Hua Cheng wrote together in chapter 97:

Xie Lian would definitely frown upon my handwriting too haha XD 

And I suspect that Hua Cheng’s “wild brushwork” that would make calligraphy professors “roll their eyes back and perish on the spot” would look something like this:

The English version I have gave a pretty good translation and explanation of the poem in the annotations, I’ll just copy it here:

No water is enough when you have crossed the sea； No cloud is beautiful but that which crowns the peak. I pass by flowers that fail to attract poor me Half for your sake and half for Taoism I seek.

explanation of the poem: this was a poem written by the Tang poet Yuan Zhen, expressing his undying love and devotion to his dead wife. After seeing the vast sea (his wife), other bodies of water could no longer compare; after removing the clouds and mists of Mount Wu (his wife), no other landscapes could compare. Walking through bushes of flowers (other women), his mind is only focused on his cultivation and his wife.

Hua Cheng wrote down the first half of this love poem, and Xie Lian wrote down the second half. So their collaboration on the poem is basically their declaration of love for each other.

(p.s. Two years after he wrote this poem, the poet Yuan Zhen got married again, but that’s another story…)

[aussie-tea]

Chengling: Shifu, why is Uncle Wen putting away the pots so loudly?

Zhou Zishu: To let us know that no one helps around the house

[mundclz]

[gothwangji]

I wasted too much time on this

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" If anything must be blamed, it would have to have been how Hua Cheng looked as if he was welcoming Xie Lian to test it out himself. Without thinking, Xie Lian raised a finger and poked Hua Cheng’s face."

" Hua Cheng looked somewhat shocked too, but he was always calm and collected, so his expression cleared instantly. He didn’t say anything, but his raised brows went even higher, as if waiting for Xie Lian to explain, and the laughter in his eyes remained."

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Haoliners AL: No no no, the development of the characters is too slow, we need to make it a little bit more interesting.

Someone: But in the novel it's just one finger.

Haoliners AL: That's why we have to make it two hands.

Someone: But-

Haoliners AL: Shhh~ Two hands.

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" If anything must be blamed, it would have to have been how Hua Cheng looked as if he was welcoming Xie Lian to test it out himself. Without thinking, Xie Lian raised a finger and poked Hua Cheng’s face."

" Hua Cheng looked somewhat shocked too, but he was always calm and collected, so his expression cleared instantly. He didn’t say anything, but his raised brows went even higher, as if waiting for Xie Lian to explain, and the laughter in his eyes remained."

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Zhou Zishu: Are you crazy?! Why did you have to beat Cao Wei Ning up?

Wen Kexing: He was hitting on my daughter and having a great time with my husband.

[thunderpot]

But, one thing can be certain: in order to have both of them display their strongest powers, the two must be worshipped together. In this way, one can receive double the fortune, and twice the invincibility. By the Heaven Official’s Blessing, No Paths are Bound!

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Me: okay, I have a really important...

优酷: We have Word of Honor EP02 premiere.

Me: (...)

优酷: (...)

Me:

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if we had ads like these instead of the YouTube ones, I really wouldn't mind (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)✿