mostly anders butt tbh

dragon age side blog for @serpentinegraphite avatar image stolen from a post by @bacardis-leghair

[stealingpotatoes]

hawke babes 0 of your usual flirting techniques are gonna work on merrill

(commission info // tip jar!)

[domirine]

isabela: i keep telling you, kitten, get a pair of proper boots. like mine! merrill: i can’t, i just can’t. your boots go on forever, i’d get so lost in them. i’ve dropped marbles in them, they take an eternity to reach the bottom! isabela: …that’s the reason I’ve been finding marbles in my boots?

[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %

[sapphim]

grey warden work songs sung in time with the call of the old gods... ough

[ladyhighever]

OUGHHHGHHGGH. These tags pass peer review

[cybershock24601]

making weekend at bernie's canon in the dragon age universe as a popular comedic play in Nevarra called 'a holiday at bernard's' about a couple of necromancers reanimating the corpse of a nobleman and every time someone is speculating about the state of king markus they use the euphemism of asking if he might perhaps be taking a holiday with bernard

[basilistic]

request

[sunlight-shunlight]

it is so wild to me that unromanced solo king alistair and solo queen anora end up without even a vague political marriage to pretend they're going to have an heir eventually, celene is Fully Childfree, and gaspard is also childfree. what's wrong with them....

[sunlight-shunlight]

actually i'm fascinated by the idea of deadbeat celene. she does not know this child. she meets them like once or twice a year to check on their report cards from their tutors, gives them some weird backhanded insult/compliment remark that's meant as a test of their ability to understand her Galaxy Brain Verbal Repartee, and then leaves. she doesn't even remember their birthday. briala gets them a present on celene's behalf, bc she feels 5% bad about this.

also she Commemorates her poor dear late husband's death, every year, by wearing a new, cutting edge fashion mourning gown each time, and crying one or two beautiful crystalline tears at his ashes. she does also drag the kid along for this, for PR purposes.

[snail-drop]

hey we saw you throwing down coin from across the tavern and we really dig how quickly you want to be rid of it

[orphanedsource]

i cleaned up bloodborne style outfit for anders and added one for fenris :)!!

i gave anders a healing bell as a tacit rejection of blood healing.. and fenris has an unaffiliated kind of executioner’s uniform. i guess in this scenario both of them would have very negative opinions of the church, just with very different outcomes to that stance

[teaftermoon]

tiny 🤲🏻 Anders in gouache

painting process here

[axilet]

Silly idea I had, inspired by the immortal legend of Mr. Wiggums. What if Justice had possessed Ser Pounce instead of Anders?

Sample conversation -

Justice: When we first met, I was concerned that you had been mistreated by our companion Anders. I am relieved to learn that this is not the case.

Ser Pounce: (Meow!)

Justice: …What do you mean, he is the one who is the slave?

Anders: I’m standing right here, you know.

[characterundefined]

And…finished.  I think that when I do these kinds of paintings in the future, it would be best to have the environment sorted out before adding the figures.  However, for something that started out as a throw-away doodle, I’m pretty satisfied.

[tatteredpantaloons]

Anders cross stitch pattern

If anyone wants to create a cross stitch Anders piece of their own, I have made the pattern available.

–>Download here<–

The zip file contains high resolution .pngs of the pattern as well as information on floss usage.

[chialattea]

someone has to have done this before me, but every time I see this meme this is all I can picture

[recents]

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2

[otomeisekais]

[mikkeneko]

#….what the heck is dragon age about???

[seracadash]

i love in fanarts when you can clearly see if they romanced the chara/find them hot vs when they didn't,,, it's so fun

[leliwardens]

i do genuinely appreciate the fact that meredith as a visibly much older woman character that has 0 motivations to anything related to "lost" youth or younger women or god forbid some sort of love entanglement with a man and instead her character motivation and arc proves that fascism can also be a women-dominated field! 👍