girl who has seen ~3 horror movies

blaire | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | https://moth-ie.carrd.co/

[moth-ie]

finally realizing just how much of the stuff I reblog is sonic

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

[kreature-ofthenight]

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

spoonful of peanut butter

[real-language-facts]

fuck marry kill rhymezone merriam-webster urban dictionary

fuck all of them marry none of them kill everything alive

[daciancatamite]

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[moth-ie]

11 am - genuine emotion and love (slightly lewd)

12 pm - will of the state and country (remarkably unsexy unless you're into that kind of thing)

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[notahorseindisguise]

can i bring my ipod shuffle with me into The hole that is large enough to fit tthe population of the earth where we will all lie until we rot?

[bungerc0re]

doesn't really make a difference but we dont have electrical hookups in the holes so it wont last that long

[notahorseindisguise]

can i bring a second ipod shuffle to use after the first one has gone flat

[bungerc0re]

the holes are very big so you can bring a lot of ipod shuffles with you

[notahorseindisguise]

what about ipod touch. are the rules similar

[bungerc0re]

theres not really any rules for the hole apart from the fact you have to be in it so dont worry about that

[shrugsinchinese]

Be real Adrian who do you think you’re fooling

Context for twilling

[notahorseindisguise]

all concrete should be overgrown with weeds and grass

[amygdalae]

Gay clubs are wild because you can run into both of these guys and then find out they’re both 23 years old

[dogpuppy]

[javascript-official]

I never understood the saying "the world is your oyster" because oysters are famously very difficult to open and don't really have much meat in them and they taste kind of bad, if the saying was "the world is your tiramisu" I would understand because tiramisu is amazing incredible but oysters aren't all that and I am sorry but I have to speak my truth

[dogpuppy]

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*