trying on a metaphor
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Not today Justin
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Love Begins
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@motherfluffingphan
sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this
Drop the link op!!??
here you go!
warning: it is absolutely not what you’re expecting
as if i could possibly be expecting anything at all based on just that comment
Dance to anything
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
Need immediately please
can ppl stop asking me how i lost weight like i starve myself karen idk what you want me to say
University: I have made a graduate.
Student Counsellor: You've ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.
A tradition
In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.
Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.
A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.
A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people.
A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.
Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage.
the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s
Words of wisdom
stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
Awwwww
Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”
When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry
My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter.
As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’
So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes
Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed
concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.
Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…
my uni did a psych study where they literally paid you to go to a room alone and yell
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap
Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty
I’m sorry I left you. I’m sorry I killed him. I won’t leave you again. Okay.
The End of The F***king World- SOUNDTRACK
S1-EP 1 (8 songs):
Graham Coxon- Walking All Day
Bernadette Carroll- Laughing on the Outside
The Monzas- Where is the Love
Larry Chance & The Earls- Never
The Vocaleers- Have You Ever Loved Someone
Wanda Jackson- Funnel of Love (ft. The Cramps)
Janis Ian- At Seventeen
TullyCraft- Superboy & Supergirl
S1-EP 2 (13 songs):
West One- Bring it on
KPM- Do You See It
West One- Bandstand Boogie
KPM- As Lovely As You
Hugenin Padovan Sanna- Betty’s Gone
West One- Shock Treatment
Vasco & Pat West- Celluloid Skies
Cavendish- Everybody’s Rockin
BMG- Black Cat
BMG- Laidback Gypsy Guitar
Cavendish- Once I had Dreams
Graham Coxon- Saturday Night
SOKO- We Might Be Dead Tomorrow
S1-EP 3 (6 songs):
Bernadette Carroll- Laughing on the Outside
BMG- Laidback Gypsy Guitar
Hank Williams- Settin’ the Woods On Fire
The Ovations- The Day We fell in Love
Mazzy Star- Five String Serenade
Brenda Lee- I’m Sorry
S1-EP 4 (6 songs):
Pascal Comelade & Les Limiñanas- T.B. JerK+++
The Bonnevilles- Zu Zu
Timi Yuro- Smile
Bernadette Carroll- Care A Little
Richard Myhill- You Must Be An Angel
Ricky Nelson- Lonesome Town
S1-EP 5 (3 songs):
Buzzcocks- Why Can’t I Touch It?
Francoise Hardy- Voilá
Timi Yuro- I Apologize
S1-EP 6 (3 songs):
The Spencer Davis Group- Keep On Running
Shuggie Otis- Sweet Thang
Hayes Carll- Kmag Yoyo
S1-EP 7 (7 songs):
Mahogany Rush- Satisfy Your Soul
XCD069- Groovy Guru
Fleetwood Mac- Oh Daddy
Carl Smith- A Way With Words
Tom T. Hall- That’s How I Got To Memphis
Alan Moorhouse- Hillbilly Child
Fern Jones- Strange Things Happen Every Day
S1-EP 8 (3 songs):
Jeff Russo & USC Drum Corps- Rye’s Theme
The Black Angels- Young Men Dead
Julie London- The End of the World
all creds to : tunefind
Yoo thisss man has the ability to sell a rich man a penny… I swear!!! 😭😭😭😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
braaaaahhhhhhh i would buy 50 of whatever hes selling, on the spot ma nigga
I literally would buy anything that he was selling lmfao
“You Go Back & Forth Like A Argument” 😂😂
“If it’s darker than me and don’t pay the bills it shouldn’t be there” 😂😂😂😂 all jokes aside he has a gift.
Let me get 3 orders of the hbo package please, because this young man is gifted
I want laughter at 4amand sloppy kisses between dinner datesand hands fumbling underneath the blanket because god knows there is never a minute i can go without touching you and i want silly jokes and awkward handshakes and quiet “i love you’s” over the phone and dancing a lot of dancing i want to dance with you in an aisle at the supermarket as we both try to come up with which taco shells are betterand i want to dance with you on the night we both say i do i want to hold your hand in front of my friends and kiss your cheek when my mother asks me why i am so god damn happy all the time and i want you now,and for as long as forever with you can take me.
A.M// i want you always, (via tullipsink)
