ALIVE DOMINATORS

Former anti-SJW (I've since finished puberty) who occasionally comes back to hatescroll "centrists" who shockingly align themselves with nazis

[sketchedatrocities]

“That’s actually how you were made Steven.” The greatest calling of an artist is to inspire pain in the viewer.  

Unused Lines:

“I’ve never been Daddy to three people in the same room before.”

“I’m really proud of you Stewball, you really gave it to Jessica.”

“Do you think it’s because she looked a bit like Connie’s mom?”

“I guess it’s the Universe special now, kiddo.”

“The Greg special is much improved by the addition of two extra hands.”

Rejected Greg moves:

The Pianist

The Salami Slip

The Mullet Gullet

The Extractor

The Wax, Coat and Wash

There’s probably a Spinel one coming up later too. I mean I’m really busy but I’ll try. I can only hope it’ll be as upsetting as this one. 

[mothra97]

Wanna have a talk, OP? A chat?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Person: I’m going to the doctor for a check up in order to take care of and maintain my physical health.

People: That’s totally normal! What a smart thing to do in order to take care of yourself.

Person: I’m going to a psychiatrist in order to take care of and maintain my mental health.

People: Why? What’s wrong with you? Are you crazy or something?

Person: My family has a history of cancer, so I get regular cancer screenings and take preventative steps to avoid getting it myself.

People: Makes sense, it’s good of you to take your family medical history into account and be responsible.

Person: My family was abusive and I grew up with a lot of unaddressed trauma, so I regularly go to therapy and take preventative steps to ensure that I break the cycle and don’t pass on my traumas to my partner, children, or the people around me.

People: That sounds like weirdo libtard millennial talk 😂😂😂

Person: My partner and I go jogging and workout together to keep our hearts healthy.

People: Good for you holding each other accountable!

Person: My partner and I go to counseling together to keep our relationship healthy.

People: Ha! What crybaby nonsense. My partner and I have barely spoken to each other in five years but we couldn’t be happier! The trick is to just stop caring.

[dogsforwhiteboysummer]

^^^^^  Person: I’m going to counselling/Psychiatry  Abusive Boomers: “But why?? You’ve had it better than everyone!” If you go to therapy you are admitting that someone was abusive and society ignored it, which is an indictment of society.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Boomer voice: You stupid spoiled millennials and your “going to therapy”! Back in my day we just repressed emotions and passed on our traumas to our children!

[mothra97]

You joke, but i saw this comment recently on a video about mental health in Japan, the country with one of the highest suicide rates in the world, about how those people who kill themselves are just wusses because she's apparently been through more than they can imagine (like it's a competition to see who can be the most abused)

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

@the-mighty-birdy I deadass don’t like dogs either. Like I can tolerate a few friend’s dogs and of course I’m 100% against animal cruelty, but on a personal level I don’t really fuck with dogs. I don’t like getting licked and sniffed and slobbered on and I don’t like getting barked at and I’m just straight up scared of them if I don’t know the dog and know for sure that they aren’t aggressive. No matter how mean your cat is it’s not going to maul me, but a large aggressive dog could literally kill me.

Why is it OK to constantly shit on cats as soulless monsters but the minute somebody doesn’t prefer dogs it’s fucking Defcon 1?

[mothra97]

Person A: I can't stand cats, they have no love in their hearts and they never play with anyone. Just scratch and bite.

Person B: I'm not the biggest fan of dogs. I don't hate them, but they can be annoying

A: what's wrong with you?!

Some people will absolutely tear cats to shreds but then act like you murdered their mother if you are even indifferent towards dogs. (For the record, I love all small animals, but the hypocrisy is unbelievable)

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mothra97]

Drag race prediction

Knowing how this show has become RuPaul's Fan Favorite Race,

Either season 12 or all stars 5 will have a Trixie and Katya challenge, either a scripted acting challenge or a rusical.

T+K will be played either by queens with enemy storylines or queens with romantic/best friends storylines. The script will put in the drag lesbian content all the 14 year old white girls could want.

The challenge will be poorly received, with critics saying that it only exists because Ru wants to be cool with the kids (see above drag lesbian gimmick).

Trixie and Katya will host a viewing party with T Rex. After the episode ends, they'll tell the audience that while they did approve a challenge about them, they did not approve of the drag lesbians plot twist. Someone makes a joke about it becoming "Trixie and Katya and Asia O'Hara's Drag Race" and the whole internet forgets it ever happened except for threads about the worst rpdr acting challenges.

I sincerely hope no one takes this post seriously.

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “Does Oscar Wilde Is Real?”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Possibly

[mothra97]

Oscar Wilde is real is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his real. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his writing career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as existing. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

[therantinghetaliachick]

Silky: I’ve been nice to every bitch here

-Speaking Japanese to Plastique even though Plastique is Vietnamese

-Insulting Yvie by any means, including her disability

-Speaks down on Soju constantly because of things she couldn’t control

-Constantly talks down on others because she thinks she’s better than them

-Made Islamophobic remarks to Merecedes

Please add onto this list.

[mothra97]

Between saying that Yvie should go home because she wouldn't be physically able to handle the competition and making Soju wear heels despite her explaining why she can't wear them, Silky has a bad track record with disabled queens this season. Not a good look.

[mothra97]

When you're a woman and you've had too much suffrage

[mothra97]

I just took my ap gov exam i promise this was funnier in my head

[intergalactic-she-devil]

me, seeing shit on that ap gov exam that i honest to god was never taught:

[thots-and-prayers]

a note to all aspiring novelists…

sometimes you should just use “said”

[kylehasatumblr]

“Snape!” he nutted

[glowrioustrash-deactivated20260]

Rent Live (2019)

Valentina: I’d like to keep it on, please.

[hypocrisyofandrewdobson]

If You’ve Ever Dobuted That Dobson Just Wants Max Payoff for the Least Amount of Effort…

I think I just found the perfect comparison to explain his entitlement.

Honestly, I wasn’t even going to bother covering this, because I could tell he was going in with a negative attitude and was going to just shit on the game to be contrarian.

But as it turns out, his reasons for hating the game and attitude make for a perfect example for his typical mindset: all reward and no risk.

You read for this?

Doesn’t seem all that bad, right? He’s just frustrated at having to unlock characters, right?

And then you read the comments.

Apparently Dobson is under the impression that all games immediately give you everything right off the bat and no unlocks exist ever.

But we’re not done yet.

“I don’t like unlocking characters, because I only want to play as one female(of fucking course) character ever, so this game is stupid and bad!”

An almost 40 year old man, ladies and gentlemen.

And he wants to claim “toxic dudebro alt-right” gamers” are entitled…

[mothra97]

Lol before he said he wanted Peach I thought he meant a female character in general and was ready to go off about how Samus is available from the beginning, Pikachu can be female, Zelda is unlocked early on, and I got Sheik within a few minutes of starting World of Light

I still think that to some degree he meant female characters in general because otherwise he would have said "my main" or "peach"

Out of my 2 mains from the WiiU game (Zero Suit Samus and Link), only one is available really early on, but guess what? I'm enjoying learning the playing style of other characters (specifically Inkling) because I'm not a 5 year old in a grown man's body and I know that good things come to those who wait. BRB, i'm going to go tweet at Pokemon that I should be allowed to challenge and beat the Elite Four before getting my first badge.

[mothra97]

Four Horsemen of the Failed Events

War- Fyrefest. Theft and violence after people realized it would be a Fyre-MESS.

Famine- Tanacon. Didn’t have water for the people in lines

Pestilence- Dashcon. Someone peed in the ballpit

Death- ???????

[thebiggestnaturaldisaster]

Remember that Team10 disaster?

[mothra97]

Which one

[obi-wan-kenobi-against-onision]

Greg you’re going to court in 3 days because you destroyed wetlands illegally. You don’t get to suddenly care about the environment and the animals now.

[mothra97]

Greg entirely bases his decisions off of what he thinks could make him look good. Nothing new here.

Side note, what did he do that's sending him to court? I'm a bit out of the loop, clearly.