fresh out the egg w my big feet

29 || lesbian || she/her it/its || beloved bird girl oomfie

[evilgirlbat]

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

[canjustdeflecttheemeraldsplash]

[infertilityidol]

shooting myself but it's with an olde timey civil war gatling gun and I have to create a whole rube goldberg machine type setup to get it to crank

[meow-moment]

Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.

Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

[yaldabaothadeez]

Harpy anatomy drawings by very good artist shiokaze (also on twitter, if you must)

[emiyamore]

[scorchingmoonlight]

For the last time, not only does Ringo Starr not possess the elf stones, they are fictitious and originate in an "internet meme" on Reddit. Use Google Search to dive into the truth of why these "mystic elven stones" are an internet sensation.

IM GETTING ANON HATE FROM THE GOOGLE SEARCH AI???

[crobat]

II04 | 218 | cuttle

she got chomped

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[anime-to-the-t]

I feel like I’m forgetting something important to me…

[despazito]

[n-award]

heyo

[marusketch]

gardevoir trainer sketch

[marusketch]

Choice Specs and Wise Glasses edit

[matikanetannhauser]

Eat shit and die

mambo

[boredlamb-da]

Visit Original Link

[yuriartillery]

You're mommy's little STEMlord aren- ahem. I mean. You're mommy's little STEMlady aren't you. Go on. Belittle those pathetic humanties majors- ah? STEMlady isn't doing it for for you? Well, using masculine titles is like a major turn off for mommy so- oh ok yellow we can take a moment

[yuriartillery]

Well, mommy thinks that STEMprincess splits the difference between being condescending and diminutive while being feminine, so maybe you could at least try being mommy's little STEMprincess during this scene. The humanities majors that mommy got for you to belittle need to go home soon

[bunniope]

my phone got picked up by an eagle a few weeks ago and all of my posts since then have been a beautiful golden eagle accidentally tapping the screen with her perfect talons. including this one

[therepudiatedimmortals]

I really want the murcielago anime to get big and hurt people

[miistars]

?

[therepudiatedimmortals]

The one with bigger boobs

[miistars]

this is all im seein boss