[verwoerds-deactivated20251020]

Clicking on someone's blog and seeing they're 29 is so scary. What do you mean

[meepcity9]

I hope that the increased usage of Gen AI among people my age makes everyone unfathomably stupid and unable to think for themselves so grade boundaries are lowered Insh'Allah

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[verwoerds-deactivated20251020]

Clicking on someone's blog and seeing they're 29 is so scary. What do you mean

[cannibalsauce]

Ok but they usually know a lot abt internet etiquette!!!

[mouices]

I hate yearning this sucks

[dogpuppy]

[vivisection-14-deactivated20260]

dni if you got a picrew pfp

[daisymayys]

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[secrettranslittleboy-blog]

Sowwy for the cuss words but I don’t need bad luck right before I move 300 miles to a new place

[just-sleeping-or-killing]

Guys forgive the language, but I don’t want to have to do exercise to break a curse

[slavefoxie-deactivated20190218]

Not even risking not doing this lol

[angieanswers]

nope nope nope nope sorry guys not even risking it

[blue-pixiedust]

Yes madam zeroni

[animentality]

[joelpersels]

[sharkflan]

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

[liittlecreatures1985]

i know this is an extremely basic baby’s first feminism observation but it does genuinely drive me crazy how for the most part stories about men are presumed to be universal and stories about women are About Women

[offshoreoilrig]

Americans be like Lord Jesus gave me the right to buy whatever I want at the store

[theonion]

[mouices]

[mouices]

there are some people i wish i had taken more photos of

[redstonedust]

our local mcdonalds is doing a gimmick where they offer a bunch of international menu items and the joke is that they 'stole' from themselves or smth which is cute i guess but idk if they considered how funny it is to walk down the street in england and see "come try the foreign foods we stole" on the front window. like oh yeah man i bet. never seen that before in England,