Stressed to death but feeling fresh.

I'm just another multi-fandom blogger. Sorry for the mess. I did have a blog description here but it was too lengthy so I made an about me page. I'm looking for more friend codes for the friend safari. So feel free to add me! 3ds friend code: 0275-8254-0091 I have a rock type safari with Barbaracle, Dwebble, and Corsola. Back ground image by paper-finch

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[darthsquidious]

Does Cthulu count as “something old”?

Asking for a friend.

[argumate]

please do not raise old gods, new gods, borrowed gods, or blue gods

[seananmcguire]

It’s your wedding day honey you raise whatever the hell you want.

[gayvpd]

social lvl: cryptid

emerges from the void & talks to friends after weeks of no interaction. afterwards no one is sure whether or not it actually happened

rarely spotted outside

photographs always low res and blurry

???

hangs out w/ mothman and bigfoot

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

[eterrorist]

@maoh

[chromrade]

this is a Gamer Only Joke. Only Gamers will get this

[rambutale]

Articuno is done!

[evange1ion]

[pr1nceshawn]

What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean.

[sheretic]

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

[reaill]

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[toxeh]

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

[pansysky]

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

[brainstatic]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

[otherbully1]

We’re used to mini wheats…

[whatever-thefck-deactivated2018]

I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

[alternateuniversenightmare]

@dreddzeppelin

[bob-artist]

Plain shredded wheat is my life.  I just finished a box and got a new box today.  Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;

Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:

[rudolphsb9]

I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”

[phans-secret-blog]

so like weetbix?

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

First Rule of Hug Club:

Always talk about Hug Club! Tell all of your friends. Hugs for everybody.

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

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[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is so purely evil

[monopropellant-blog]

these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity

[airbenderedacted]

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

[awwww-cute]

[threepointonefourmakesxai]

Passive mode

Active mode

[did-you-know]

You can buy ‘enchanted’ roses just like the one in Beauty and the Beast. According to the UK company Forever Rose, their roses can live up to 3 years without sunlight or water- but if you keep them sealed in their glass domes, they reportedly stay alive and beautiful forever (aka 20+ years). Source Source 2

[drferox]

Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince you that he hasn’t already eaten dinner.

[drferox]

I can’t believe this is my most popular post.

The cat is still lying, btw

[hematitehearts]

Aquamarine & Schorl

Locality: Erongo Mountains, Erongo Region, Namibia