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24 They/it/he

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[ch4nn3l4st4tic]

[therisingking]

[teaboot]

”became mentally ill”

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[kissycat]

Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real

[sailermoon]

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

[caramelizard-deactivated2025122]

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

[caramelizard-deactivated2025122]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

[miiilowo]

The Bluetooth symbol just straight up looks like a rune

[breadcrab]

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

[teaboot]

He won’t survive that. He’s toast

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[janokenmun]

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

the thing so many people don't understand is that the reason wikipedia is generally not accepted as a source has nothing to do with accuracy. wikipedia is (generally) extremely accurate! the reason wikipedia isn't allowed as a source for school is because it's a summary of other sources. wikipedia has correct information, but it gets that information from OTHER places, which are either primary or secondary sources, which lends them credibility that wikipedia technically lacks.

so yes, wikipedia is a GREAT resource to learn new things! but if you want in depth, specific, and creditable sources, don't use wikipedia! use wikipedia's cited sources!!

[sacred-portal]

[teaboot]

I mean not to be pedantic but the vast majority of us chose to be kind and happy and live safe and simple lives with good food and beautiful art. The small handful willing to crush anyone in their way to pursue and retain power are Greed Georg adn should not have been counted

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[rosenkranz-does-things]

Sinners studies in heavypaint

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[1-jar-of-stars]

On Friendship.

[alivehouse]

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

[odeko]

This post is even more accurate when it’s broken