Sweet chocolate.

🐑🌸

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[presidentdragon]

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

[presidentdragon]

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

[presidentdragon]

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[hocceius]

we don’t know if hockey is possible

[cryptotheism]

Not now kitten, mommy has to defend her schismatic positions before the papal council

[64mpg]

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[conscbgb]

Atinys covering Hongjoong with vegetables during his Live 🤣👏🏻

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[girlballs]

my crinkling scrinklet

[girlballs]

no it's good for her

[idc0o]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[bnq]

evereybody come over we”re

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[snowselkie]

jesus tweets

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post