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[yeeticus31]

happy birthday to chapters 3 and 4!

[yeeticus31]

what’s ya’ll thoughts on Lego Batman 2: DC Superheroes

[yeeticus31]

Found this old thing in my animations folder, thought I’d put it up cause it’s decent. The two characters here are from @boogieman-badger22 ‘s campaign, with my character Sheriff and the NPC/final boss Seraphine. I think the point was to draw a comparison, as both characters have an important tie to the main objects of the campaign: the dark shards.

[yeeticus31]

me watching another bunch of criminals slander my church by their own selfish misdeeds:

[yeeticus31]

sometimes I be hitting the wrong emote

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

[alphabetizing-posts]

a a a a a a a and

are are are are are are

arrived at been bontle, break break

buntle? checkpoint! day do do do fond? go! go go grint

grod have have have have helps!

hey hope hope hungry? I I if if if

in indies! it. mack mend need

need need need now! now! of off or or plandles? proclation? prot purt quick reduct sale sip! sitch, snat snitting so. spack! stick? tabbers!. that the the there, thirty? this tired?

trick, trinking? to to to to to tog togs! too Tumblr tunderfal vitals. you you you you you you you you you

you you you your your your your your your you’ve :-)

[yeeticus31]

does anyone aside from bots use DMs. Let’s be entirely serious here

[lesbiantennas]

every time I have to put up with Queen being awful and cruel and bullying others to feel superior in fanon I think of how much she was VERY OBVIOUSLY annoyed by Berdly but still did everything in her power to avoid letting him know that and spare his feelings no matter how badly she did it

play deltarune chapter 2 AGAIN

[lesbiantennas]

and every time fandom has Tenna throw a tantrum over every little criticism, I think about how Susie said shit like how to kill him (all while Tenna was genuinely having the worst night of his life fearing being THROWN OUT) and he just rolled with it with banter and never made her feel bad about it.

play deltarune chapter 3 AGAIN

[yeeticus31]

yes

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[yeeticus31]

we should be able to shoot the blood out of our eyes as a defense mechanism. Like the horned desert lizard

[exit-path]

YO I WAS JUST READING A THREAD ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO TRIED TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL IMAGE OF HEROBRINE AND COULDN'T FIND IT, BUT HE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

HEROBRINE WAS FORMERLY FEMALE?????

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

Diversity win! The creepypasta haunting your Minecraft world is trans!

[joyflameball]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[yeeticus31]

going into the Headcanon bin

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[yeeticus31]

Just finished reading the latest chapter of Cracks of Neon, that shit was gas Batman

Link to fic:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Link to tumblr handle: @tmblr-sexy-garbage-man

[pukicho]

I would name my child grub grub and he would be a freak

[yeeticus31]

I would name my child Grenda 2: the Sequel

[drdoobad67]

I would name my child Dequavious Toothstump DinglePork Douglas

[yeeticus31]

you would make such a good mother

[rotting-in-red]

RB GAME!!!

your username is now ur ability

Describe it in any way that you'd use it or what it would do

Like mine is rotting in red, so my ability should probably be able to cause any being to decay by infecting their blood or smth

Tags ↓

@silvertrail-forgotten @tilskkarishma @the-weeping-menhera-idol @urlocalenigma @dig1tal-devil @dyztopia @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @mamegoma-seal @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @plague-crane @potatothemouse @sugarysakurakitty @c0nfessionsofar0ttens3na @crushmyprettyheart

[luckypromethea]

Mine's quite obvious. It'd be luck, I assume.

Though, you could say that it'd have something to do with fire due to the promethea part of my username.

Then again, the promethea is derived from the species of moth, not the Greek titan. Hm...

@too-sapphic-to-function @redwinesupanover @wolfinink + open tags.

[redwinesupanover]

i think i’d be able to make wine explode or stars and turn it into wine

@yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @foundheaven013 @imnotafraidtodisappear + er open tags

[foundheaven013]

uhhh i’d be able to find heaven?

@poetsia @not-really-a-conjunction @urlocalsaxplayer @krowturnedkid

[not-really-a-conjunction]

well i'm confused

i'll be good at grammar?

[holymolyitssam]

I've just got the element of surprise

my username is what people yell when I show up

@incognitostunner and open tags

[incognitostunner]

id be ...invisible...but everyone would know I'm cool? @tr1dent1al-reg1c1de uhhhmm open tags

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

so........ cool as fuck gay pir8? yea nothing new

[accidentallyoccidental]

white person

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

So has anyone seen 1963 film The Birds

[villain-official]

I have villain powers

[reallysaneguy]

I'd continue being a normal and sane guy 👍

@imabiscuitinthousandworlds @drowninginmytbr @greymoon-waverider

[greymoon-waverider]

I'm surfing on a grey moon??

@donuts-multifandom-hellhole

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

I can create a hellhole that's multifandom????

@dako-senpai @1beetle-bug1 @chaoticnerdsstuff @whitebeltwriter @worldenoughntime @weirdbutdecentart @whimsicalworms @e-strange-lover @ego-osbourne @unknownzapy @ideklolwat @ihavenoconsistentinterests @orioncorium @onwardpasserine @a-midwinter-night-dream-86 @stormbeyondreality @darling-leech @fluffyninja91 @feuersaenger @ferretsarefurryappendagedsnakes @gayasshitye @heavybreathingcatt @hurdying-gurdily @hired-help @haxo-wolfie @hyperwitch @kyoodledoodle @keylockedheart @lordcryosrealmoftrash @luminescenthunter @lemon69lol @loafchampion @xx-skullheartz-xx @vivianexesworld @violettalespinner @nashonearth @nighting-crow @notloavern @neopolitanblast @narabea06 @maplespice

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

FUCKKK

open tags

[artemisiamasterofnone]

you- you have everything...

Uhhh my user is masterofnone which means that... everything but really average?? And artemisia means blessing of the goddess artemis and also a flower...

Homies how OP am i

@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @flyerguardian @chocymilkmilo @jacksfoxevangeline @nemothebookfish and uhh

[flyerguardian]

Guess I can fly and guard people now, cool hehhehehe :b

@caravalxjurdan240 @wrensvoices @isoldmysoultothefae OPEN TAGSSS

[isoldmysoultothefae]

the fuck can I do? Fae shit? What do fae do?

@ellie-moonbeam @bardorsomethinglikethat @six-sox @st4ry3mi and @stargazer56cipher

[ellie-moonbeam]

Fae can manipulate nature, perception, and reality I think :3

I guess moon powers or something? Maybe I can turn into a moonbeam or make/manipulate moonbeams? That'd be cool, not very useful, but cool

Open tags!

[lacy-gracie]

What the fuck would I do?

Become lace? Be graceful? A combo of both?

Tags: @lesbeanfailure @ohhelloimsotired @loki-banana @l-zah1ra @bardorsomethinglikethat

[loki-banana]

I am now the god of chaos and bananas I suppose

@roseisgoat @dragon-lover444 @nightmare1342 @infinitelypurple @indecisiveavocado

[dragon-lover444]

My ability would probably be to turn into a dragon, like an animagus from Harry Potter, that would be brilliant

@sniper200 @loki-banana @stormsincoming @stupidocornetto @asexual-bean @yellowfishman @cheezbot @asap-azriel @aroacegirlsworld @dragon-ace-oni @furytheartdragoness @finch-avalon @mitten2837 @nightmare1342

[stupidocornetto]

I guess I'm now a reallyyyy stupid cornetto

@urlocal-ace-of-spades @thatboleyngirl77 @rain-rains @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @ineedmorevat7kinmylife @milo-nelles + if you want to join then join because I'm not tagging policeeeeee

[ineedmorevat7kinmylife]

The ability to manifest more Varian and the 7 kingdoms? Would that mean I could generate infinite content about them? I can kinda already do that as a writer (I just have to get around to actually writing things)

Would this mean I could only generate Vat7k content? Or could I do it automatically and everything else I'd have to spend time doing?

@drdoobad67 @immadatdisney2 @astroo-osamuu

[drdoobad67]

I can do shitty stuff and have a doctorate

@yeeticus31 @splashthebird @mrchaosmanthereal

[yeeticus31]

I can now throw things but in a very Ancient Rome sort of way

@boogieman-badger22 @indecisive-vermin @sunny-m00n @icantdecideonafandom

[pukicho]

I would name my child grub grub and he would be a freak

[yeeticus31]

I would name my child Grenda 2: the Sequel

[strayknight]

watching youtube without adblock is going to turn me into the joker. wait at least 20 seconds to skip ads. cant go 2 minutes without an adbreak. awful. just got an ad for apples. the fruit. from the grocery store. just apples. you dont need to advertise apples. everyone knows what an apple is. 🍎. completely redundant decision. a waste of resources. and a waste of my time. apples. fucking apples. advertising the idea of eating apples. apples. the damn fruit. apples.

[yeeticus31]

I keep getting ads for Google. Fucking Google. Why.

and ai medicinal equipment, not sure what’s going on there

[aesungaia]