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ash she/they hello hiiiii | 32 | mostly txf with the occasional glee, svu, and others | fandom and shitposting

[citybythebayyy]

I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[xiiiwayfinders]

[fagbray]

can i get an amen glumblr

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[movieteenagers]

I am so tired of being disappointed by others and then gaslit about it. I’m just not allowed to expect basic competence anymore? People being good at or prepared for anything at all is too much to ask?

[urie]

oh, okay. i see. you think rpf has nothing to do with you. you go on the internet and say heated rivalry rpf is immoral and invasive because you’re trying to tell the world that you care too much about these actors to read fic about them, but what you don’t know is that the rpf is not just a byproduct of their good chemistry, it's not just parasociality, it’s actually the only next logical step.

you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2011, hbo produced a documentary series about the washington capitals vs pittsburgh penguins stadium series, and then i think it was on livejournal, wasn't it, that sidney crosby/alexander ovechkin hockey rpf began to really circulate widely. and then sid/ovi rpf quickly showed up in the collection of several prolific fanfic writers. then it filtered down through tumblr and ao3 and then trickled on down to miss rachel reid herself, who no doubt was the first to be brave enough to send it to print

however, heated rivalry represents millions of works by countless hockey rpfers, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from rpf when, in fact, you’re watching a tv show that was selected for you by the same rpfers you're condemning... from a pile of "stuff"

[pangur-and-grim]

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

[nuka-rockit]

[hungwy]

I keep seeing writing like this lately.

People who write like this are marketers.

They want power over your attention.

And then they hit you with a short paragraph: ChatGPT got them 1,000,000 mouse bites. Since then, they've started two podcasts about cheese, a squeak business, and have boggled successfully 3 times.

They're not bragging.

[spelldealer]

he was someone. to me. to us.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[starrynet]

words to live by

[dungeonsex2026]

tumblr should let you have a profile song like myspace

[cock-holliday]

We did, it was called 8tracks

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[starrynet]

in baseball news, the brewers have a new pet turtle called bobby jr