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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."
Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)
Remember to wash your sheets. I am begging you to wash your bedding
And in general, clean your furniture and upholstery. Dust, dirt, odors, sweat, and animal dander all build up. It is terrible for your skin. And it gets worse over time. Particularly dirty furniture's smell gets on everyone and everything it makes contact with. I recently overcame a rash i am positive was from sleeping on grimey furniture.
"But girlstink" NO. there is a very clearly defined line between "stinks good" and "fucking reeks."
Spritzes of Vinegar and water kill bacteria. Sprinkling baking soda on things, letting it sit for an hour or so, and vacuuming it up kills odors and further cleans. Throws, blankets, and fabric covers allow you to decorate while also having a layer of protection that is machine washable for convenience.
I hope this helps someone who needed to hear this or never learned this.
here's the link to the source
she does lots of videos like this on her insta
hmm interesting
hmm that's nice
WHAT
today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."
You fucking DARE disrespect my DARLING CHILD Luigi's Mansion for Nintendo Gamecube???
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW that my vacuum cleaner is like if you took a Poltergust9000 from Luigi's Mansion for Nintendo Gamecube and gave it rippling pecs and shredded biceps. Like you gave it the spookiest meatiest MONSTER PENIS you've EVER SEEN ON A VACUUM CLEANER.
This baby sucks up dirt, dust, AND spaghetti. This puppy gobbles up ghosts, ghouls, and spirits. This bitch DEVOURS you, your weak ass ghost AND YOUR MOTHER WITH IT'S MASSIVE VACUUM PENIS!!!!1#!
And I take care of it very well. I'm very passionate over Luigi's Mansion for Nintendo Gamecube and I take it's upkeep very seriously. It's a well oiled machine of fuck you and suck you.
So next time you threaten me, remember the massive vacuum bag of whoop-ass i hold at my disposal.
these tags are so incredible
Playing with Sangmen/嗓门 (“Voice”/“Windpipe”)
English added by me :)
sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis
Just unmute. :')
5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!
Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity
Mask recommendations for ordering online (NA)
Note: for consistency, practicality, and simplicity all prices are listed in USD.
masknerd has a comprehensive data set on hundreds of masks he's tested according to his own criteria and methodology (pinned tweet). find his recommendations on his youtube channel. many of the following are on his list as well!
DISPOSABLE MASKS
3M Aura and Vflex: one of the most commonly recommended brands of N95. Where to buy?
- US: see here - Canada: see here - Multiple sizes per model. These suppliers are good for bulk ordering. If you aren't sure if something will fit you, check out the sample kits in the next recommendation - Price point: varies from $1-1.3 USD per mask depending on supplier
Breatheteq (US):
- KN95s that come in small, medium, large, or XS (kids) - Offers sample kits so you can test out what your size is - Comes in a few different colours. shoutout to the lavender - Earloop only - Price point: $69.75 USD for a 50-pack (~1.4 USD per mask)
Canadastrong (Canada):
- The Canadian equivalent to Breatheteq, but also carries N95s of other brands such as 3M Aura and Vflex, Vitacore, and Drager X-plore
Vitacore (Canada and US):
- N95 certified, but actually has 99% filtration - Both earloop and head strap versions (warning that the head strap seems to fit considerably smaller) - Regular and small adult sizes offered, also a kid's size - Price point: $33.99 for a 30-pack (~1.1 USD per mask)
Wellbefore (US, ships to Canada):
- N95s, KN95s, and KF94s - Head straps, normal earloops, or adjustable earloops depending on model - Kids/petite size available for certain KN95 models - Wide range of colours (excluding N95s) - Price point: varies per model, from $0.79 USD to $2.09 USD per mask - Also sells Covid tests, over the counter medication, and medical supplies
Masklab (US):
- This is an indulgent option for if you want to go out and look good, while still staying safe. These are masks that are part of your outfit - FFP2 certified, equivalent to KF94s - Standard size and slim fit series - Many beautiful patterns - Price point: $24.44 USD for a 5-pack ($4.88 per mask) for the patterned KF ones, ~$3.4 USD for the plain KF ones, ~$3.3 USD for the slim fit series, including patterns.
ELASTOMERIC MASKS
Flomask (US, ships to Canada):
- Reusable elastomeric mask (with replaceable filters) that meets KN95 standards - Two adult sizes (low/medium nose ridge and medium/high nose ridge) and a kid's size - Adjustable straps - Price point: $122 USD. 50-pack replacement filters: $81.46 (filters to be changed after 20-40 hours of use, depending on filter type)
A humble P100 elastomeric respirator from your local Home Depot or similar store! Magnitudes cheaper than the Flo mask (both the respirator itself and the filters)--however, I can't offer estimates for how often filters should be replaced. May not look pretty, but the most economical option for the highest degree of filtration if you aren't self-conscious.
General advice:
N95 or higher are the most reliable. They normally come with head straps, which offer better protection by making a tighter seal around your face.
But fit and comfort are the most important! Find a mask that fits your face and leaves the least amount of gap possible. KN95s are often more comfortable and breathable--find what's right for you.
You can wear different masks for different situations depending on risk level!
If you're hesitant to buy online, here's advice on how to tell if your respirator is legitimate.
A SIP drinking valve can be installed on any disposable mask to allow you to drink in public with less risk.
If anyone has other recommendations, please feel free to add!
Wait, is peroxide bad for your ears too? I've been using it to clean my ears because I thought it was the healthier alternative to q-tips!
Oh, it’s probably better, but it can be drying. Debrox is a bit gentler so I usually do that now but it’s not as satisfying. Doesn’t bubble the way I like!
I am, I’ll admit, a thick, wet, and copious earwax producer, thanks to genetics. So when I was growing up I did Q-tip and peroxide. I’ve found that with the warm water rinses and occasion Debrox I don’t get a crap ton of build up. I also like to do the Debrox a bit before getting into the shower so I can rinse it out while it’s soft. Once in a while I still treat myself to a good Q-tip because oh my god I love the scritches. But I HAVE to blot dry my ears with a Kleenex after they get wet or they WILL get itchy—not because of infection, the timescale is way too short for that, but because I dunno my skin loves itching.
And if you want proof that no I am NOT trying to give everyone ear infections, as one particularly deranged loon claimed before I blocked them, feel free to check out this perfectly reasonable article from Harvard which advocates doing even less.
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
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