Genshin impact headcanon:
Includes: Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, Xiao, Zhongli
Rating: Spicy~ but mainly sfw (kinda yandere when I think about it now-)
Opposite to his cheerful demeanour, Kaeya easily gets jealous. Like very easily. He hasn’t had many serious relationships before. So the sight of you with someone else sends him ice cold with possession.
When he notices you getting particularly friendly with another man. He sees it as outright competition, even if you don’t like the guy like that.
Suddenly Kaeya is around you much more often. Always walking you around town, helping you with commissions, bringing you flowers, complementing you. At first it’s like a honeymoon phase, but after some time, you begin to question his behaviour more. So you outright ask him one night at dinner.
“Can I not spoil my lady?~ what’s wrong with that?” He’ll deny it at first, but when he realises his feeling as utter jealousy he’ll cave. Instead of the courting, he’ll get much more physical with you. Touching your thigh, sliding his hand down your back, caressing your side. Primal stares and growls at the man that keeps talking to you. If you’ve been talking to him for too long, he’ll drag you away.
It’ll take you scolding him to get him to stop. Tell him he’s the only one for you, and he’s acting stupid. But that doesn’t mean he wont take you to bed after just to make sure you know for sure.
Under all that skin is just a big ball of trust issues, so he’ll always dramatise your relationships with other guys. But after the first incident he’s a lot better. Instead of dragging you away from males he’ll stare at you with a longing look until you stop talking to them. It’s very amusing to Diluc.
No, No! He’s not Jealous! definitely not, certainly...
Not as obvious about it than Kaeya, but you can definitely see him simmering in the corner when he finds you with some other man. It’s a friendly conversation between you two, but to him all he can see is your smile and the way your eyes lit up at their words.
He’s way of showing his possession of you would be keeping you in the winery. Suddenly he’s needed there all the time, and you must come with him. Want to go to Mondstadt? What ever it is you need, he’ll get someone to go fetch it. Want music? he’ll play for you. Bored? come play chess. He’s frantic about keeping you at home. So when he wakes up and notices you not in his bed he freaks. He asks everyone if they’ve seen you, and when that doesn’t work he sends a messenger to Jean. It reaches mid-afternoon when he’s hunched over his desk, worrying about all the things you could be doing. Who could’ve snatched you up and take you away from him.
“Diluc, I’m Back!” He trips over his own feet at the sound of your return. Walking through the door holding the arm of his worst case scenario… Kaeya.
“Kaeya asked me to help him with some preparations. We brought back some dinner, lets eat.” Prick. Kaeya knew exactly what his brother was doing. So of course he’d show up here with you on his arm. Diluc was spitting fire by the time you went to hug him. Kaeya going to set the table.
It catches him off guard when you slide your arms up his chest to rest on his shoulders. Whispering in his ear.
“Relax Diluc, I have a present for you after, my treat~” He gulps as his eyes darken, rubbing your ass with his hand. You wicked little thing. You were loving this.
After a whole weekend of loving, rest assured Diluc wouldn’t need to be jealous anymore.
It’s that time of the month for Childe lol
This man will always have a periodic urgency to protect you just about every month. He’s always playing the trickster harbinger, so of course he’s gonna drop that mask once and a while. But unlike diluc or Kaeya, not many people notice it.
He starts to catch on to the fact that some guy’s got an eye for you. He starts to see him everywhere and god it annoys him. But making a scene and acting all crazy isn’t his thing. He’ll be acting normal. Maybe he’ll even engage with this certain man, introducing himself as your partner.
But if one thing goes wrong he’ll leap to put you back in his arms. He trusts you, yes. But if you don’t return one night, or start feeling anxious or scared. He’s definitely gonna give this guy the boot.
Unfortunately. On one of these particular nights you, in fact, did not return home. He’s out the door. Racing to all your favourite spots. Finally, after Millenia of looking he spots you.
He’s grabbing your arm, telling you to have another drink with him. He’s face is red and his hold is tight. All Childe can think about is strangling the man.
Not a moment later does he find his arm wrapped around the creeps throat. Pressing hard enough to here a tense gargle. Their fists pounding on Childe’s shoulders. Your face goes white, and you struggle to get Childe off the man. But when you do, you throw a vulgar look at Mr Creep before dragging Childe by the hair back home.
“You can’t just do that Childe! Causing a scene isn’t going to make anything better-“
“You’re sexy when you’re mad, you know that?~” he’s face is dreamy, eyes glazed as he looks you up and down. “Nothing’s going to take you from me. Definitely not him, no one, nothing, ever.”
This man is an adeptus. There’s no way anyone’s going to get away with pestering you without a bruise. To him, there is no such thing as being polite. He doesn’t understand why you don’t just tell them to go away. So he’ll happily do it for you.
He’s not prone to go adventuring out beyond the inn. So when he suddenly starts following you outside, looking like a scary guard dog, of course your gonna question him.
The same group of men wait for you over the bridge. Disguising themselves as hopeless civilians trying to get help when they’re really just trying to get comfortable with you. They lift their heads with anticipation, eyes drinking up your figure as you walk towards them with a smile on your face.
You stop as you watch their eyes go wary. Faces more pale. Turning around, your met with your oh so peaceful lover Xiao. Running his finger over the sharpness of his spear.
“What ever they need, it must be very difficult considering that they keep coming back. I’ll help. Let’s settle this once and for all.” Xiao walks towards the group of men, starting to question them on what they need.
“U-Uh, We were just going to ask the lovely lady here for a minute of her time. Just to come talk to us...” the man’s face it white. Fumbling over his words as Xiao rests the edge of his spear on their shoulder.
“She’s busy. Leave.”He couldn’t have told them sooner. The men leave as soon as Xiao turns their back to them. He grabs hold of your arm and escorts you back to the inn, grumbling as he puts his pear away.
“Don’t spend time in people who don’t deserved your attention. Merely focus on me. I’ll be the only one for you.”
Well, of course he knows what it is. But as Rex lapis Zhongli never had to really be jealous of anything. He had his friends, mora, he was a god, but now he has you, and seeing you being pestered by other men isn’t sitting right with him.
Unlike other people, Zhongli isn’t the best with communicating that he’s jealous. Cus at first all he thought was that he desired to be around you more. The amount of times he would surprise you by turning up everywhere you went was just ridiculous. But after some time, he realised that whenever he was around, the other men were not.
At first the attention was great. Zhongli would always invite you out for tea. He’d talk to you and give you all the affection you wanted. But after some time, you could tell something was bothering him. He’d constantly be looking if people were watching you, and he seemed on edge for some strange reason.
It was when you asked him about it that he really understood just how jealous he was. Now it wasn’t just the urge to protect you. It was the urge to keep the others away.
But, he isn’t one for violence. So he talked to you about it. Told you he was angered by all the men who tried to grab your attention.
“That’s all you needed to say~” you rested your finger on his lip. Hooking your arm on his shoulder as you sat on his lap. In the privacy of home, Zhongli melted to the feel of your touch.
“S-sweetheart,” he groaned as you kissed his neck. His head light as air.
“Don’t hold back Zhongli, I want to see you frustrated”
Hope you guys enjoyed ^^ sorry I’ve been away for so long, things have been very hectic. Scroll back up to see the nsfw ending link if you didn’t notice it already xx