No, ya spooky bitch

29, bi/pan?, She/They/He| 18+, will block minors and unaged. I'm awful at tagging. Twitch: Mozindale

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]

[gingik]

[orcboxer]

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

[lokaror]

girl who knows everything: Hi im Knowlly

[orcposts]

girl who knows some things: hi im nuancica

[bunnyisbest]

Girl who rally doesn't know anything: Hi! Im um.. uh. Ummm

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

No,,,,,,, we are not!

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[thememedaddy]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[melancholy-epilogue]

just ran into the blair witch in the park—she was honestly so sweet. we chatted and laughed for hours. i don't think i'll be scared of a terrifying cackle ever again

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[thejusticethatissocial]

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