[firedrill]

“Distance means nothing when someone means everything.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[somecutething]

Leave the Internet, and play with me!

[kyleehenke]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[memescomedy]

[lolt64]

so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message

[thebootydiaries]

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

[thebootydiaries]

was i okay

[chuuzus]

welcome to the age of female superheroes

[lesbiansassemble]

this video is my sexuality

[616marvel]

holy shit

[under-the-arch]

[eldritchgarfield]

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kacccie]

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[theillogicalvulcan]

A good, wholesome post.

[gothic1997]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[lordmogatron]

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

[maxximoffed]

[apocahipster]

the most recent ep of the good place had tahani in a dress which showed prominent stretch marks and it made me so happy and here’s jameelas pov making me even happier !

[arabella-31]

[paninimami]

NECESSARY

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans