When You When Yes Do You

✿⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹Xurrently procrastinating writer, magician, and fanfic reader! .𖥔 ݁ ˖𖦹⭒°｡⋆ ㅤꨄ︎Weirdos DNI!ꨄ︎ ✩♬ ₊˚.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ Music lover haha

[mpregwatcher78038747]

Got a drawing notebook, but its cover was.. questionable enough that it made me make a new one!! I like it, personally…

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[lavendermothboy]

tailor: aren't priests supposed to wear robes to be modest?

pucci: i was blessed with this waist to hip ratio, and you AND god need to see it

[mpregwatcher78038747]

IM GONNA STAB MYSELF AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHH thanks for listening

[mpregwatcher78038747]

A pi pu tu ti ta yararyarayara anways i really liked this on a lot i wonder why hmm a picture my friend sent me inspired me it was a…. Fuck duck a duck eh porcelain duck every pretty and it has flowers and it looked old but not too old you know I know do you know ignore the hand it’s barely visible because of the feathers and I prefer it that way.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[mpregwatcher78038747]

This was supposed to be an onion.

[mpregwatcher78038747]

Me when I’m

[mpregwatcher78038747]

Ok art dump because I have writers block or trigger word whatever

I would show more, but I won’t (they’re trash)

[mpregwatcher78038747]

My dad named them and I really like them ok?

[mpregwatcher78038747]

The sludge is too powerful

[yumg0]

Otro dibujo hecho mientras no tenía internet 😭

@blot-squisher

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[mpregwatcher78038747]

I felt the need to show you all this (based off of some of my friends jiji)

[mpregwatcher78038747]

How to not feel cringed out by your own writing summary no ads no money needed five minutes solution no fake 100% real made by an expert

[animentality]

[mpregwatcher78038747]

Guys I swearrrrr I am doing a small one shot for the love of my life rn