SENTENCE STARTERS: BRING IT ON
“Why does everyone have to go on a diet?” “This is not a democracy, it’s a cheerocracy. I’m sorry, but I’m overruling you.” “You are being a cheer-tator and a pain in my ass!” “Can she yell?” “I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!” “I’ve never cheered before. So what? How about something that actually requires neurons?” “They don’t go, we win; once again, we’re the best.” “I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them.” “So, second place… how does it feel?” “Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.” “Aww, I didn’t need to hear that. That was an over-share.” “Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.” “ See, I’m a hardcore gymnast. No way jumping up and down yelling ‘Go Team Go!’ is gonna satisfy me.” “She thinks she should get captain ‘cause her dad pays for everything.” “He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.” “You wanna make it right?” “When you go to Nationals… bring it. Don’t slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we’ll know it’s because we’re better.” “Oh, I’ll bring it. Don’t worry.” “My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.” “Well, look on the bright side - It’s only cheerleading!” “I am only cheerleading.” “Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can go home? I’m on curfew girl.” “He’s your brother, you don’t see him the way I do.” “I begged my mom for a brother.” “He’d look a little ridiculous in that bikini, wouldn’t he?” “Oh, don’t play dumb. I’m better at it than you.” “You were having cheer-sex with him!” “Hey, wanna see my spirit stick?” “You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn’t help our football team.” “Ever been to a cheerleading competition?” “[NAME]’s a bitch, we all know that. Even she knows that.” “You people are unbelievable! I mean, we’re talking about cheating, here!” “You have weak ankles.” “One of your calves is bigger than the other.” “Too much makeup.“ “Not enough makeup.“ “What’s with the skin? Say it with me; sunlight!“ “Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it’s own website!” “I take you to be the captain, which means you’ll probably need more work than anybody.” “You put the ‘lewd’ in ‘deluded.’ “ “Good riddance. I don’t believe in osmosis.” “She puts the ‘itch’ in bitch.“ “She puts the ‘whore’ in horrifying.” “Let’s not put the “duh” in dumb!” “I hate to be predictable, but I don’t give a shit!” “I’ll be the experienced sophomore, you’ll be the hot new freshman. It’ll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms.” “You are all great athletes, thanks in large part… to me.” “You’re a great cheerleader, and you’re cute as hell. Maybe you’re just not ‘captain’ material.” “So, is that your band or something?” “My brother wants to check out your rack.” “Excuse me, where did you park your Harley?” “You been touched by an angel, girl!” “You ripped off those cheers!” “Your trophies are bullshit, and you’re a sadass liar.” “All right, that’s it! Get out of the car, I’m gonna kick your ass!” “She’s crazy. She’ll kill us all.” “Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes.” “I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.” “I’m sorry, I just broke up with my boyfriend.” “Ever since I handed the reins over to you, you’ve run my squad straight into the ground!” “Tell me we’re not actually continuing the masquerade and having try-outs. Let’s cut the crap and pick somebody now!” “I hope you’re not too busy to hear this. Kiss my ass. It’s over.” “Hey, practice isn’t over yet.” “I don’t know what’s scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win.” “I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac.”
