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Nyewo it ‘tis me. The birb you have all been waiting for.

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Ugh it’s so cold. I’m thinking of trying out hibernation next year. What do you guys think?

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Update: I tried it this year and just woke up and winter is not over yet I’m so offended

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Did you know that bird seed is really dangerous to eat if you’re allergic to it?

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BIRB FUN FACT

Potatoes are made when French fries are smushed together and I eat the salt off of them

You’re welcome 😊

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BIRB IS BACK

I’m sure my 5 followers really missed me so I’m glad to announce that I am back until my commitment issues resurface!

It may be anywhere from 2-69 business days but it’ll be a surprise! 🥳

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I’m gonna be a mom!!!

Guys I’m so excited!!! 😆

I got home and found out that I had layed an egg while I was gone! I’m so excited and I can’t wait for him to hatch I’m gonna be a mom and I’m gonna raise a child and I cant wait!!! 😁❤️🐣

Aww look at him isn’t he georgeous? 😍

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I wonder when he’ll hatch! He’s due to hatch in about another month!

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Hmm he hasn’t hatched yet. He’s just a a little sleepy I guess. Okay baby you can have five more minutes ❤️🥚🐣

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HE FINALLY HATCHED!!!

I’m a mom! ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m gonna be a mom!!!

Guys I’m so excited!!! 😆

I got home and found out that I had layed an egg while I was gone! I’m so excited and I can’t wait for him to hatch I’m gonna be a mom and I’m gonna raise a child and I cant wait!!! 😁❤️🐣

Aww look at him isn’t he georgeous? 😍

[mrbirbman-birbmeaman]

I wonder when he’ll hatch! He’s due to hatch in about another month!

[mrbirbman-birbmeaman]

Hmm he hasn’t hatched yet. He’s just a a little sleepy I guess. Okay baby you can have five more minutes ❤️🥚🐣

[mrbirbman-birbmeaman]

I am the llama and I want none of your drama

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Petition to make socks illegal

I got stuck in one today

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This bird empty

TWEET

[dailyaspecpositive]

Due to personal reasons I will be respecting sex/romance repulsed aspecs.

[languiddragon]

Due to personal reasons I will be respecting Gray/Demi aspecs.

[lord-squidiot]

Due to personal reasons I am gay

[stichisich]

I’m personally gay

[mmmtortillas]

I’m gay

[mrbirbman-birbmeaman]

Gay

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It’s 10:00 at night so you know what that means!

Water tastes so good right now

*chugs three used milk cartons full of water*

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Flashback to that time my cousin chose Bernie for president

He is famous birb like me

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¡Important announcement!

I have decided to become a cowboy

Yeehaw

*rides off into the sunset*

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I’m gonna be a mom!!!

Guys I’m so excited!!! 😆

I got home and found out that I had layed an egg while I was gone! I’m so excited and I can’t wait for him to hatch I’m gonna be a mom and I’m gonna raise a child and I cant wait!!! 😁❤️🐣

Aww look at him isn’t he georgeous? 😍

[mrbirbman-birbmeaman]

I wonder when he’ll hatch! He’s due to hatch in about another month!

[mrbirbman-birbmeaman]

Last night I couldn’t sleep so I was counting my feathers cause I wanted to know how many I had but then I started sneezing because I’m allergic to feathers.

I think I have at least 4 though

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Yo I had the WEIRDEST dream last night.

I drew some pictures to go along with this retelling.

So it started off like any normal day. I was strolling along, doing my birb thing, when suddenly this GIANT WORM CAME OUT IF NOWHERE!!!

I was like “oh my god! Aggressive food! What is this world coming too?!?!?”

And then I PUNCHED IT

Like “no! I will fight until my last dying breath! Except I won’t die cause I’m birdier than you!”

And then it EXPLODED!!!!

Into like a TON of little worms and fireworks! It was great and I ate one and yum.

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So yeah. Moral of the story:

If you ever come across a giant dream worm, punch it and it’ll be a yummy party!

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Hey I haven’t posted in a while so I just wanted to say hi! I is a rainbowy birb todays!

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Woah! Someone said hi! I feel so loved! Chirp chirp hello friend! ❤️