Life is too short to not play with your food.

Daniël, He/Him, Bi, 18, Netherlands

[teenscoolest]

[twitterlols]

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[adulthoodisokay]

[goingtrickster]

[danielhowell]

Basically I’m Gay

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[gaynehollander]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[apapayashapedspace-deactivated2]

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

[sparrowsmadeoflead-deactivated2]

heard u were talkin shit

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

[theimaginativeartist]

“You would stand underwater, all the way at the bottom, and sing. And we would be above the surface trying to guess the song.”

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[universal-invariants]

[capacity]

This is the most legendary tweet I’ve ever read to this day