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"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

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there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

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camambrosia

I cried watching this

brightlotusmoon

BABIES

*sobbing*

gardenofgrigoryeva

Just accept your fate

vivalski

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

aphrodaisyacs

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

dretanya

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

jazminesullivan

Cinderella | November 2, 1997 prod. Whitney Houston & Debra Martin Chase

valtsv

*experiences romance once* augh… my delicate constitution… *develops consumptive fever and falls into a coma*

valtsv

did you attend middle school in the 19th century or something

capricorpus

i lived in a really rural town and we were doing an incubation unit in science at the time and the teacher joked that we’d better keep the baby chicks away from Kyle’s (the boy who kissed her) lips and then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and made fun of him for having the kiss of death and then he ran into the woods after school and climbed into a tree and howled for a little while in anguish (at the time his friends were also doing this really big werewolf roleplay thing) but then came down after his mom came to pick him up

he felt really bad about getting her (Katie) sick so he put all of his silly bandz in a box to give her after she got better but then the very day she returned he didn’t go to school and we never heard from him again because his whole family had left town. and like he kissed her in the first place because it was his last chance to do it since he was moving from town the next week but like the timing was crazy given the circumstances

anyway Katie got better and then she had a monopoly on the seventh grade for a little while because she had a crazy amount of silly bandz which were like a symbol of coolness so she became really popular for a solid three weeks or so and everyone forgot she kissed a werewolf and then immediately fell ill so it all worked out in the end

abysmallylost23

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

lifewasted

one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.

then i remembered

undefindatawsome

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

nitramaraho

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this is probably the best compilation out there

adamjk

it’s hard to believe this entire moment in our lifetimes has come and gone

muffyblogs

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

teratomarty

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

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buttify-blog

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

fightcapitalism

everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same time

pumpkinskull

this was the most affirming thing i’ve read in my life

fluffgo

ironmess

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

tinynebula

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

iwantcupcakes

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

theironman

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

lostinthoughtsandfeelings

😍

daydur

Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:

iolanthee

1) he’s a fashion disaster

2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more

feralpussylover

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

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honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”