It's me, Pichael Thompson

23 | Washington State | Gemini | Currently craving bottomless mimosas insta: @_colinward_

[dogcoding]

someone should edit his wikipedia page to say hes a nasty little thottie who died from clapping his cheeks on instagram

[luvcre-remade]

[dogcoding]

NOOOOOOOOO

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[theforbiddentenet]

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

[veyralis]

@i-will-sometimes-make-a-sound

[mrs-dr-reid]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I really wanna do this

[pinkbiscuits-perks-and-curses]

i’m going to write, “be gay, it’s okay” on the church 

[guerrillatech]

[gayavatarstyle]

okay but why did sokka and zuko leave behind the most "we're repressed 90s best friends driving out to my uncle's cabin for the weekend just the two of us for bro time, to drink a few beers, catch a few fish, (maybe practise kissing? 👀)" note that they could have possibly written

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: ZUKO YOU SON OF A BITCH IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT MY BROTHER-

Sokka: hey guys we're back and we brought Dad and Suki!

Katara: ... so the fishing trip...?

Zuko: that was our cover story

Katara:

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: haha, I mean call me crazy but for a horrible second there Sokka I was worried you two had gone off on a date, can you imagine? you and Zuko together?

Sokka:

Zuko:

Sokka: you have to tell her

Zuko: Sokka she will murder me

Sokka: yOUR SISTER TRIED TO MURDER ME LITERAL HOURS AGO IT'S YOUR TURN NOW

[gayavatarstyle]

seconds later:

[gayavatarstyle]

meanwhile, Aang and Toph:

[queerhumanbeing]

Omg this post is all gold 😂😂😂

[my-darling-boy]

It shatters my heart that gay people centuries ago lived and died thinking the life they wanted was nothing but an impossible dream, and I’m perpetually heartbroken that very little record of them exists. And while I think about this A LOT, I never really knew how to express it until I stumbled upon that Sappho quote:

“Someone will remember us, I say, even in another time.”

[wayneradiotv]

i wasn’t fucking around when I said minecraft in VR is unhealthy. and now i probably need stitches. do NOT attempt a physical 2 meter lava jump

[wayneradiotv]

my coworker noticed my bandaged pinky and asked me what happened and I just said “oh you know. Minecraft accident” n she just paused a second. said “okay” and walked away. don’t think she knew what minecraft is

[gaycism]

Is Minecraft VR unhealthy or is this guy a dumbass?

[wayneradiotv]

yes

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[archipithecus]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Oh my god

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[izzylimon]

[paulsebert]

[thebootydiaries]

me: just chilling eating my ketchup

some random person on the Internet: hey ! you suck and I personally don’t find you funny ! Unfollowed !! You just lost a follower pal !!!!!!

me: suddenly collapsing, gasping for air as I watch my soul exit my body

[bonmod]

aren’t you going to finish your ketchup first?

[star-52320]

Finish your ketchup OP

[thebootydiaries]

im died fools

[star-52320]

OP YOUR KETCHUP

[blissful-simp]

OP YOU FORGOT YOUR KETCHUP

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

[bunniope]

like to charge reblog to cast

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[writing-in-the-grave]

Life imitates art

[knightofleo]

“It’s fashion.”