Mr.Fuzzy Wuzzles

Disney, Games, Anime, Comics and other Generally Nerdy things.

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Hate at first sight.

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LMAAOOOOOO

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33 Of The Best Funny Christmas Memes Of 2020

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

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Watching as tumblr turns into basically this

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OH MY GOD I CAN REBLOG THIS POST FROM WHEN OBAMA GOT RE-ELECTED AND NOW IT FINALLY HAS MEANING AND CONTEXT AGAIN.

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

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I want this man.

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It’s cap 🙇🏾‍♀️

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it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit

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Are you FALLing for me!?

(Pics from last year. Need some new bruises)

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CHECK!!!

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My soul hurts and I would give anything to fix it, to go back to how things were...

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The best cover for Bruce Wayne would be dumb carefree playboy who is also Instagram Optimistic, everyday he’s posting a selfie of his smiling at his breakfast with a caption like “it’s a waffle day! #goodvibesingotham #grateful” or a picture of a sunrise with a caption that’s just “wow #blessed” 

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Bruce Wayne ending up as Gotham’s favoured son because he may be an idiot, but he’s a cheerful idiot, and he donates tons to charity and genuinely loves Gotham and actually, truthfully does put a lot back into the city. And his instagram is a bright ray of sunshine, and honestly there are a lot of people in the city who get surprisingly defensive of their Dumb Carefree Playboy because, okay, sure, every month or so Bruce Wayne falls off a yacht or sleeps with a reporter or whatever. The man clearly never met a healthy coping skill even once in his life.

But as far as news regarding Gotham’s prominent citizens go, Bruce’s ‘scandals’ are so normal that it’s downright refreshing. When a headline has ‘Bruce Wayne’ in the title, you know you’re either going to read some Celebrity Gossip level non-drama, or else something to do with a charity. Maybe he’s been kidnapped again, but that’s only happened a few times. Bruce Wayne news is like the Gotham equivalent to special reports about dogs who rescue their owners from drowning, or raccoons who’ve figured out how to get past the new self-locking garbage can lids.

And there’s something weirdly reassuring about following his twitter. Like, if Bruce Wayne is tweeting about a really neat old tree he just saw, things must at least be sort of alright.

(Meanwhile, Bruce’s social media persona is 100% him flanderizing Clark.)

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Local Gotham news has started using him as a buffer for the awful celebrity news stories.

“Coming up, allegations of this beloved celebrity’s criminal misconduct has shocked and horrified the nation. But first, Bruce Wayne fell out of his yacht again.” 

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I have to quibble with some of this. Bruce’s social media feeds cannot be all charity and making himself look like a super positive guy by flandarizing Clark. Y’all forgot gushing about his many kids like the dorky dad Bruce Wayne obviously is and making it very clear these kids too are not the sort of people who could ever be confused for vigilantes.

Bruce’s biggest scandal in years is when Damian turns up because wait, wait, wait, this one’s not adopted? Bruce Wayne had a secret biological kid this whole time? WHAT?  Bruce counters with cheery posts about how well Damian is adjusting and the boys are getting along, and then Dick starts a side twitter about fun times with his new little brother and it’s all water under the bridge from there. 

Bruce routinely fills his feeds with good report cards, candid family meal pictures, the kids getting ready for various charity events, and random shit like Damian’s growing animal collection or Jason working on cars or Tim gaming or Duke and Dick competing at who can do more of Alfred’s chores on Father’s day (answer: Cass). Some of the more tabloid-y media keep waiting for one of the kids to have a serious rebellious phase, never knowing that in this family those are expressed by changing your vigilante name and running off to the Teen Titans for a little while.