procrastination at its finest

Just a fangirl who doesn't know what she's doing; socially awkward and incompetent; formerly mitis-sweets

[ios10emojis]

[fafifefoto]

Not today • Wisnu Tan

[wardo]

#same dumbass energy

[glumshoe]

The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”

Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”

[pallidprincess]

ship are you making a callout post for faeries

[elvensemi]

#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS

[theworldsactuallynotthatsmall-d]

This is the quality content I look for on my dash

[thesesummersonspoet]

whatever you do, keep making art. write in clichés. paint in colours that are too bright. speak in poetry. sketch everything. allow yourself to make mistakes. grow. hold tight to it when everything goes wrong - whatever else happens, you’ll always have the art.

[avafaid]

I rewatched HTTYD 3 recently and realized I haven’t drawn anything from it so here’s a quick sketch!

[katerina-q]

[justatranquilcloud]

This moment was the softest thing ever. The way he hobbled on one foot to fall next to Toothless and the incredible softness of his tone as he said “Good morning, bud” still haunts me.

[lunariteonthemoon]

“Let us return to Bear Island, Cousin.” The Mormonts.

[raidesart]

Tried a flatter, Art Nouveau style and I’m pretty happy with the result ^^ Which version do you prefer: the first or the second?

[chiefhiccstrid]

I like both but the first is definitely my favorite! This is stunning!

[magdalensart]

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[foreverandalwayshttyd]

Imagine Hiccup and Astrid teaching their kids how to walk. Like them passing the kid back and forth, laughing when the baby would plop to the ground with a huff of frustration and just pick them right back up and continue to encourage them to keep on walking. I just made your whole day didn’t I. THE FAMILY FLUFF I’M TELLING YOU !!!!

[martabm90]

The first steps!

[yasmeensh]

Netflix is over for me but i’m still yearning for hiccstrid

[nightmare-dressed-as-a-fangirl]

Beric: CLEGANE WE NEED YOU

The Hound: FUCK OFF

Beric: COME ON WE NEED YOU!!!

The Hound: I SAID FUCK OFF

Beric: LOOK AT ARYA—

The Hound:

[worthlessstreetrat]

Alternatively,

Peter “I’m baby” Parker

[cuteasspapaya]

A moment of silence for those who fell at the battle of winterfell

[snowstcrm]

God of Death: *hates when people take the names that are owed to him*

Night King: *literally has an entire army of zombie humans*

God of Death:

God of Death: check out my tiny assassin

[beautyofhijabs]

Hijab Tutorial for Eid by Nabiilabee

[peachtheprince-deactivated20150]

more like “how to style your hijab and look like a majestic queen” oh goodness

[audiencezombie-deactivated20170]

There’s a lady down my street that does this and every time I see her I tell her how beautiful it looks on her. It really makes both of our days better.

[lewdcifer]

mad respect for hijab beauties