[hedge-magic]

Hey! If you need something to read over the holidays, here's a link to (almost!) every Dungeons and Dragons novel ever published for you to download from Google Drive.

Split into folders based on campaign setting:

Forgotton Realms

Birthright

Dark Sun

Dragonlance

Eberron

Greyhawk

Mystara

Planescape

Ravenloft

Spelljammer

And finally, here are the Honor Among Thieves books based on the newest movie.

Happy reading!

[hedge-magic]

Update: added the Legend of Drizzt audiobooks for anyone that's interested :o)

Books 1-36

Books 37-39, plus the standalone short stories

also finally added the epub for Lolth's Warrior, enjoy!

[hedge-magic]

now updated to include both the forgotten realms and spelljammer novels published in 2024, along with the Dragonlance: Destinies trilogy that i'd missed previously!

also added the newest drizzt audible original, Betwixt Two Worlds

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[plumslices]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

[sawed-on-shotgun]

fuuuck how could i forget about the Sprawling Facility

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[twistcmyk]

[hoshi9zoe]

[sturgeonposting]

I love your blog a lot and am a fellow Lover of Sturgeon!!! I recently made this patch and really wanted to share it here with you so we all can bask in the sturgeon excitement !! I dont tend to make personal posts or send asks off anon because of my anxiety but! worth it for me to share. I hope you are having a magnificent Sturgeon Summer (:

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[cosmos-kitty]

The air is warm, and faintly in the gloaming, you can see moonlight itself touching down on the meadow.

[hedge-magic]

@quinthebard 🦌🌕

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

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by Tove Jansson

[escuerzoresucitado]

[redstonedust]

havent talked to friend in a while and dont know how to start up a conversation? consider succumbing to the darkness in your heart and becoming a tragic miniboss for them to fight with the power of friendship. works every time.

[daily-qifrey]

pikmin witches!! 🌿🌼

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

I don't know how I'm supposed to explain to ostensibly trans-friendly feminists that "women are beautiful soft things made of glass, men are obsessed with violence and sex" is exactly what the patriarchy wants you to believe. Patriarchy wants you to believe that being a woman and/or having a vagina (patriarchy generally believes those two things are synonymous) makes one shatter on impact with reality. It makes you easier to control if you are scared shitless of the other half of the population, and it makes you more compliant with your lot in life if you believe it is in the nature of the other half of the population to rape and kill rather than realise those were choices those individual rapists and murderers made. There is no way to make gender essentialism progressive and feminist, because it is one of patriarchy's tools of subjugation. Stop trying to make it progressive.

And I can scream all of that from the rooftops over and over again, and what I hear in reply is "Trans men really are men because no woman would ever decide to become an inherently evil repugnant rapist ape", and "You're so right. Trans women are women because they too are pretty delicate little objects I can fuck", and "You're non-binary? So are you fucktoy non-binary or sexpest non-binary?", and my patience runs ever thinner.