If it's shiny, it will distract me

My name is Joey and I like shiny shit........I also write stuff.

[manganimae]

[gaminginsanity]

[revolver-ossified-deactivated20]

He literally thinks he was just threatened with cannibalism

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COFFIN WHAT NOW

[drunkonschadenfreude]

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

[chefpyro]

[deadsiteletsfite]

[spartanlocke]

[tukkeebum-deactivated20220722]

[dumblovealpaca]

[silvrzv]

[phoencountered]

[whale-shark-queen]

Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

gordon ramsay is a good boy who did nothing wrong

[foxyfandoms]

I think these people need to watch clips of Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube. The people he yells at often ripping off and sometimes even nearly poisoning customers. There was one incident where bad lobster made someone so sick he had to call an Ambulance to the restaurant.

[fingerdownthebooksspine]

And never forget Amy’s Baking Company who was stealing tips from the waiters and waitresses

[foxyfandoms]

There was a hotel with the same thing going on. Dude was running it into the ground so bad giving all his friends free rooms, food, and drink and couldn’t even pay his staff and because most of his business was comped for his buddies.  He was taking from the tip jar whenever he helped on the floor on top of it. Gordan found out one group of his friends left hundreds of dollars that was supposed to be passed out to the staff as big tips and he downright pocketed it.

[werewolf-cuddles]

So basically, people who complain about Gordon Ramsey know jack shit about Gordon Ramsey

[animusrox]

The Mist (2007)

[msdbzbabe]

Dragon Ball Ichiban Kuji clear files: Blue Vegeta, Majin Vegeta, SSJ buff Goku and Blue Vegetto

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ♥️

[osakaxkobe]

[out-of-context-batfam]

Booster Gold #12

[theverysarcasticpotato]

Alfred gonna kill a bitch

[kaldicuct]

Alfred gonna kill joker.

[k-huckabee3-deactivated20220717]

Alfred does not, and will not ever give a flying fuck.

[maxofs2d]

https://twitter.com/fairlyaIright/status/1014603417946345473

[evilwickedme]

(via @lynchbrothers) same

[relatablepicsofedwardelric]

This post is a slow-motion car crash.

[thenatsdorf]

Baby harp seal tries to roll over and mopes when he can’t do it. (wait till end of audio!)

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

HELP HER!!!!!!

[dotwav]

[nightmares-phasers-and-anime-de]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[thyme-sweetened-honey]

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

[vault11overseer]

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

[bob-belcher]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[antique-scarecrow]

#this post went significantly downhill as i scrolled