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One fun thing about my town is that about two years ago, our feral rabbit population tripled, and while we mostly had grey rabbits, there were a handful of white and black rabbits as well.

Two years later, it turns out grey rabbits are hard to see on the road, and white rabbits stand out to predators, so now we have a bazillion identical black rabbits roaming the streets like lost souls of the damned

teaboot

Fuckign SPOTS YOU

icarus-suraki

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT!

It’s also a year of the water rabbit, sometimes called the Year of the Black Rabbit (because of the association with the color black with water).

They’re being festive. Do not stop them.

teaboot

🥳

idleisland

unculture

for my next trick i'll chromecast the grindr hookup map onto a fucking sextant

angelicguy

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

pezpenser205

the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

31st

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

31st

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

angy-sage-deactivated20200315

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

bearotonin-international

beardedmrbean

cryoverkiltmilk

Acceptable use of 'Boys will be boys'.

reagan-slayer69

for your viewing pleasure I have marked where their heads cannot be

laughconfetti

Leave Space For Jesus

lofthearted

Oh so you like birds? Name every bird.

okay.

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heyitsphoenixx

baronfulmen

dkpsyhog

Send this post to a Twitter user who thinks we have a character limit

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Everyone say thank you to OP and the keep reading function

mysharona1987

instructor144

I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

leebrontide

If you are not the one doing the hiring/schedules/training, then inadequate coverage is your boss's fault, not yours.

mortimermcmirestinks

If you are not the one doing the hiring/schedules/training, then inadequate coverage is your boss's fault, not yours.

shittybannanas

toastbutteregg

sewerfight-deactivated20250114

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

slipping-into-madness

sharkodactyl

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

sharkodactyl

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

sharkodactyl

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

sharkodactyl

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image