i want all people to fuck off equally

(id) fuck a gay people

[starofcalliope]

Merlin fic idea:

Merlin finally meets reincarnated Gwen, who introduces herself as Gwen Pendragon. Merlin's then like, "ok, so Gwen and Arthur have already met and gotten married. Cool cool cool. Definitely not heartbroken at all" but then reincarnated Arthur keeps flirting with him, and Merlin keeps rejecting him because he refuses to betray Gwen. BUT THEN Merlin gets invited to a party and Gwen says she wants to introduce him to someone then goes "This is Morgana, my wife" and Merlin's brain gets an error message.

[incorrect-favourites]

merlin, just got back from dying: Did you miss me while I was gone?

arthur, just spent a week rampaging through the city looking for him: You were gone?

[sourcarmellia]

You basically summed up every episode

[nettedtangible]

four whole days in the tAVERn

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[gorryb]

She's home. She's happy.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[count-pudding]

first day of work

[limbel]

dress for @morgwenmicrofic (insp by this post)

[marsoid]

Summer 2026 Pride drop is LIVE !!!

pretty excited about these designs i think they turned out cute!

also got a deal going this month only where if you spend $60, you get 15% off!

🩸 deadend.club 🩸

shares appreciated ❤️ thanks yall!!!!!!

[fish-that-steals-palm-trees]

this month I'm 4444% more successful at stealing trees

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Gerard P Donelan

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

[kyrianne]

More of his stuff and about him

[kyrianne]

[kyrianne]

[laslloronas]

My absolute favorite of his work

[smulnsander-deactivated20251211]

[strawberryamanita]

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.

[jeanritchie]

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

[jeanritchie]

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

[local-eldritch-abomination]

[threeacresandacrow]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[dajo42]

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

[dajo42]

knuckles gamgee

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

[grieving-angel-hopeful-demon]

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

[silverjirachi]

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[macleod]

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

[harley-the-pancake]

We listened to a reading of this in class on friday

[mattpurplehoodie]

In honour of Mar10 Day 🙏

[growaglow]

Alain de Botton

[nicky999doors]