The Beatles Albums - A Summary
(each number coincides with each track number)
Please Please Me:
17? old enough for me
tHE wORLDD is treatin me bAAAAAaaAaAad M I S E R Y
nobody reciprocates my feelings
i have a crush on someone and im melodramatic about it
BOP SHOO OP BOP BOP SHOO OP
bro these are happy tears
my dick is feeling a lil left out here :/
i won’t cheat on you sooooo love me???,,?
everyone tells me you cheat on everybody but you wont do that to me hahahahaahahah right??
kinda a shitty letter when you think about it
George spoils the secret
can you imagine that honey tastes sweeter than wine? like can you actually imagine? something commonly eaten for being sweet ends up sweeter than alcohol?
depressed? i’ll just dissociate :^)
the birth of the wOOOooOoOOooooOOOO
With The Beatles:
you left and made me depressed but you’re coming back!!!!!!!! so everything is fine!!!!!!! im fine!!!!
if i call you your ass better get over here
i won’t cheat while im gone babes and i’ll send you letters and shit <3
sheleftandimfuckingpisseddon’tfuckingtouchme
hey lil babes ;^) im just a lonely guy ;^) won’t you give me a dance ;^)
you activated every human sense in my body for the first time ever
didn’t you know you’re the 3rd person in this relationship
GEORGE👏FUCKING👏SLAPS👏
please affirm your feelings for me or i’ll fucking die :’)
the relationship is toxic and i’m t r a p p e d
good job Ringo :)
“dude she’s actually the worst” “F A K E N E W S”
go fuck yourself :^)
love is cool but have you ever had money before???
A Hard Day’s Night:
the chord that flips the switch to feral
really didn’t expect to actually like you but hey here we are
johnandpaulconfessingtoeachother
sex? fuck that. dancing? now that’s my shit right there.
my girlfriend is great and i bet you’re fucking jealous
bitch i tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
FUCK THIS MATERIALISTIC SHIT ╰（‵□′）╯
i gotchu, boo <3
:’’’’’))))))
if we get stale as fuck just remember we weren’t at one point!!!!
SHE’S👏BACK👏MOVE👏THE👏FUCK👏OVER👏
i consider talking to anyone else in the male species cheating
I can’t make up my mind about whether I like you or not :/
Beatles For Sale:
bitch ghosted me
i’m actually dying inside despite the fact that i’m funny (◕︵◕)
we love 6/8 time👏 👏 👏
OTHER MUSIC IS COOL OR WHATEVER BUT ROCK AND ROLL??????????????? H O L Y F U C K
this is probably gonna end shitty soooo i’m just getting this over with
mIIIIISTAAAAAAAaaAAAaAaHHHhh mOOOOoooonLIIIIIGHTT
HEY HEY HEY HEY (HEY HEY HEY HEY)
8 days a week, 25/7, 13 months a year
there is clapping throughout this entire song and as soon as you notice it you never listen to it the same way again
bitch stop lying
(Ɔ ˘⌣˘)♥(˘⌣˘ C)
im depressed so im probably not the best person for a party ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you oblivious fuck YOU👏ARE👏KILLING👏ME👏
i have too many dates hahaha ;) damn this fucking sucks dude haha ;)
Help!:
i’m giving up being stubborn pls assist
i thought this wouldn’t be a one night stand????? :(((((
staying in the closet? absolutely.
yeah im admitting i fucked up butifuckingloveyouipromiseohmygoddontleavemefortheloveofgod
LMAO bitch you T H O U G H T
bro i’m about to swoop in and take your bitch :^)
( ＾◡＾)っ✂❤
sad and lonely? bitch this part was made for me
love???? shouldn’t????? be????? this????? intense?????
hahahahah you’ll be back B) youalwayscomeback
ʘ‿ʘ
dude i usually just seclude myself but she’s different andthesefeelingsaregoingsOFUCKINGFAST
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
DAMN GIRL YOU FINE AS FUCK
Rubber Soul:
dude i already know im gonna be famous im just preparing for it B)
bathtubs are underappreciated beds
stop acting 12 l o v e m e
just floating through existence like the rest of us
PEACE OUT BITCH 👋👋👋
bro have you tried love???? i thought it was just stupid shit but damn
fReNcH??,,,??,?
what kinda fucked up brain you gotta have to act like that
aWWW gIRLLLLLLLLLLLL *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
I can see through your bullshit
john - (乂ღ˘⌣˘)ノ♥ヽ(ˆ⌣ˆ)ヾ - paul
JUST HOLD OUT A BIT LONGER BABES I’LL BE BACK AND IT’LL BE AMAZING :DDD
you are my complete 2nd choice :)
8^) y Ou cH e A teD ? ?? ?
Revolver:
existenceisexpensive
ominous strings are ominous
not drugs i swear :)
dude I blinked and it’s been 20 years
（＾Ｏ＾☆♪ (´▽｀)ノ♪ (´△｀)♪ (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
WEALLWRITESONGSHIGHASFUCK
you smart but you an asshole :/
:DDD !!!! SHE’S SO PRETTY I’M SO HAPPY WHAT A LOVELY DAY
BITCH I’M RIGHT👏HERE👏
welcome to the singles club, fucker
yeah dr. robert’s a “person” i swear :))))))
the literal definition of hyping up an argument and never going through with it
HOLY FUCK HI NICE TO MEET YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
s̴̪̆̈̈ư̶͔̱̘̇͐r̴̢̖̰̃ŕ̷̢̧͇ḙ̸̝̄n̵͉̍̀͘d̷̠̺͂e̷̪̣̜͐͋͘r̶̮̝͔̃ ̶̗̹̽̍t̸̯̎o̶͓̬̙̓͑ ̵̼̒̇t̶̬̑͗̂h̴̤̍ͅḙ̶͕̬͆̈̕ ̴̫̈́͐̈́v̸̜͍̌o̷̱̯̞̿̌i̸̛͖d̴̤̹͇̃
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band:
W E L C O M E B A C K TO THE BAND THAT HAS ALWAYS EXISTED
fuck you those are my emotional support friends
Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds 8^)
yeah i was pretty fucked up but im working on it
i can’t zone out in peace >:I
oh shit you actually have to have fun quality time with your children for them to be happy? :/ oops
aNd Of CoUrSe HeNrY tHe HoRsE dAnCeS ThE wAaAaAaLtZ
𝓏𝑒𝓃
plsstilltakecareofmewhenimold
thanks for the ticket wanna date
THIS TOWN GETS FUCKING W I L D
B Y E E E E E E 👋 👋 👋 👋 👋 👋
you thought it was over? prepare to have your brain broken
Magical Mystery Tour:
COME AND TRIP BALLS WITH US :D
i c a n s e e e v e r y t h i n g
𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓿𝔂
don’t take too long or this trip is gonna knock me tf out
～(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～
C̷̻̓ ̷͈̌Ȯ̸̻ ̴̯̍O̵̩͌ ̵̠͝C̵̫̿ ̴͇̾Ö̴̮́ ̴͈̓O̶͍̔ ̸̢̿K̴̨͒ ̸̻̍A̵̙͂ ̵͔͋Ċ̸̮ ̷͙̌H̶̳͗ ̷̱͘Ō̴̲ ̸̜̍O̴͖͋
opposite day?? fuck you
the combination of soothing and unsettling at the same time which shouldn’t be possible but????
p e o p l e w a t c h i n g ᕕ༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕗ
let me ask you a bunch of vague nonsensical questions real quick ;)
L O V E L O V E L O V E
White Album:
WELCOME BACK TO COMMUNISM, all the girls out west are ugly
✿❀soft and warm optimism❀✿
you know you’ve made it when you can make self references and its good
THISSONGFUCKINGSLAPSIDON’TCAREWHATJOHNLENNONSAYS
u h h h h h 😬😬😬
John’s version of Rocky Raccoon
t H e F l O o R 😢😢😢 N e E d S s W e E p I n G
a song that’s actually like 3 different songs in 1
THISSONGISALSOAGEMESPECIALLYBECAUSEITSABOUTHISDOGFUCKOFFJOHN
a N x I e T y :)))))))
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
seems wholesome then turns out fucking dark
Paul’s version of The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
YOU’RE 2 MINUTES LATE DO YOU HATE ME???? YOU HATE ME DON’T YOU OH FUCK I’M-oh you were in a car crash? oh that’s fine i wasn’t worried!!!!! :)
do i really even need to give anything for this one like fuck
I will wait forever for a someone I don’t even know the name of but i’m in love with them
𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉
WE GETTIN DRUNK FOR YOUR B-DAY WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
don’t be surprised if i kill myself babe thx ;)
so fucking soft like i don’t even have anything funny for this one i listen to this song and grow 50 degrees softer each time :’)
the lyrics in this song are so fucking w h a t like “the deeper you go the higher you fly the higher you fly the deeper you go” “your inside is out when your outside is in your outside is in when your inside is out” good job guys 👌
bro everyone has a boner for you and it’s your fault
S E X
𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁
revolution but swanky
FLAPPER LOBBY PERFORMER AF 🔥🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😩😩😩💧💧
one of those songs that you think has some crazy meaning when it’s actually just about fucking sweet shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
a mellow bop 👌👌👌
T̵̡̉͒ ̸͖̆̀͜E̷̺̼̐̇ ̸̪̂̉R̴̼͊ ̷̗̔Ŕ̸͚̩ ̴̫͑̈́O̷͇̽ ̶͇̭̈́͋R̷̲͝
ringo singing you to sleep with an orchestra :’)
Yellow Submarine:
SHE GETS HER OWN ALBUM
yeah it sounds shitty we wrote it like that bitch catch these hands
can i take my friend to bed? ;:^))))))
A👏FUCKING👏BOP👏 H O L Y F U C K
you’reactuallygoodtomeandidontknowhowtohandleit
L O V E L O V E L O V E RETURNS
- 13. some George Martin fucking M A G I C
Abbey Road:
john’s gremlin lyrics
A👏FUCKING👏MASTERPIECE👏 DON’T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE
B̴͓̟͌ ̸̟̍̒A̴̙͂ ̴̲͑N̶̨̨͂̍ ̴̯̻͗Ġ̷̘̆ ̵͇̺̏́B̴̙̱̃ ̸̤͠ͅÁ̴̦͍ ̷̨̱̋Ņ̸̈́ ̸̞̌͘G̷̖̼̒ ihonestlylikethissongalotanddontthinkitsbadatallalthoughforcingeveryonetorecorditforweeksonendwasntcoolbutistilllikethesongalotokay
@ John :^)
ringo back at it again wishing he was in fucking water
a whole 3 minutes too long
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
aAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
the collab between Paul’s usual voice and his low belting voice he acquired that soon became the beard voice
sPaNiSh???,,,?,??
asshole
a nonbinary queen <3
i also use spoons as my number one means of defense
gOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDEN sLUUUUUUMMMMMBERS FILLLLLLLL your eYESSSSSS
and you thought endgame was the biggest mashup of the century
when they wrote it not meaning for it to be the actual end and then everything went downhill from there :’)
underappreciated soft lil song :)
Let It Be:
they👏were👏in👏love👏
bitch literally needed to hold the lyrics for him to read because of this crazy nonsense
so fucking soft but also jAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gURUUUUUUUUUUUUUU dEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAA
George out here with his own nonsense
bro like what even is happening here
“she came to me in a dream”
John singing like a wackjob
aLL I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IS SOMEBODY WHO LOOKED LIKE Y O U
bitch M O V E
💔💔💔😭😭😭😭
George and John just havin a good ol time like two bros
go👏home👏
thisliterallytookme2hoursat5AMihopeyoulikeit :’)
Posts like these make me glad I’m not Jared, 19
