okay but imagine secretly glueing the lid down on a jar and asking eren, jean, connie, and reiner to open it for you
eren gets really angry. this man stands in the kitchen and refuses to leave until he opens the damn jar. he just ends up smashing it on the ground smh
jean automatically pretends he’s joking when he can’t open it, but starts panicking deep down inside. his palms begin to sweat which makes his hands slip, and he prays you don’t notice 😭
connie tries to pry the lid open with his teeth like an idiot, and when it doesn’t work, he starts taking a bunch of silverware and hitting the lid. tries to use “the force” on it at one point🧍♀️after 5 minutes, he calls the jar possessed and tries to cleanse it with holy water that he stole from a church
everybody’s gangster until reiner actually opens it. god knew he would be too powerful so he gave him everlasting trauma