Mom

games enthusiast

[tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm]

“colonel it’s 2am what the f”

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[lesbiantennas]

top tier: mario and luigi being good brothers

god tier: mario and being good brothers AND engaging in Sibling Culture™

[lesbiantennas]

luigi: hey do we have any milk left

mario: oh i drank the last of it

luigi:

mario:

luigi: foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you’ll pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough

mario: and who’s going to stop me?? you and your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police?? god??? I have to laugh

[lesbiantennas]

you guys know exactly what’s up

[espeon9891]

sorry yall but i had to draw it this is canon

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

[moveslikekeithrichards]

artistic rendition

[shutyourmoustache]

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

[shutyourmoustache]

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

[refurbthecat]

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

[wafflesforthemasses]

The fact that she’s got a cheesy smile on her face makes this 100000% funnier

[moonlight2016s]

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

[anarchohellenism]

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this

[catchymemes]

Doll vs golf ball

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get fucked

[onion-souls]

Oh to be a big-tittied woman in a shoulder-exposing kimono, smoking a long pipe

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[neenarchive]

me when my cat curls up in a little ball at the end of my bed

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[incorrectkny]

Zenitsu, to himself: Wait, is Nezuko-chan into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Zenitsu: D-did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? … he had no “body” to go with!

Nezuko, giggling: That’s really funny!

Zenitsu:

Zenitsu, to himself: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

[akazahakuji]

tanjiro: *breaks his sword*

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[catchymemes]

[zillion-ronald-manus]

someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay

[shephardlovesyou]