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@mrsleopoldfitz
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Second question: can you recommend me three of your favorite FS fics so I know what sort of story you enjoy most :)
Hi! Only picking three is like picking a favorite child. I will share my bookmarks with you though. I think it'll give a pretty good idea of what I like. 😊
https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks?commit=Sort+and+Filter&bookmark_search%5Bsort_column%5D=created_at&include_bookmark_search%5Bfandom_ids%5D%5B%5D=879346&bookmark_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&bookmark_search%5Bother_bookmark_tag_names%5D=&bookmark_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&bookmark_search%5Bexcluded_bookmark_tag_names%5D=&bookmark_search%5Bbookmarkable_query%5D=&bookmark_search%5Bbookmark_query%5D=&bookmark_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&bookmark_search%5Brec%5D=0&bookmark_search%5Bwith_notes%5D=0&user_id=Traviosita9124
Hello FS secret Santa giftee! I’m so excited to start creating for you :) What’s your favorite Christmas song and what is your favorite season of Agents of SHIELD?
Hi there!
Favorite Christmas song has to be Father Christmas by The Kinks. Although Fairytale of New York by The Pogues is a close second.
I know some people hate it but I love season 4. I think it's the best writing for the series overall, but I do still have a soft spot for season 1. It's the season that made me love the show after all.
HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
A fandom since 2011 guys
(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)
It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”
It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.
The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.
I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.
Happy Folgers Incest Commercial season to all who celebrate!
Hello FitzSimmons shippers!
It’s that time of year again - it’s time for the FitzSimmons Secret Santa Exchange! The FS Secret Santa has been a wonderful part of our fandom’s history, and even though the show has ended I think it’s still a great way to celebrate the fandom and the holidays together.
I will be using the tag #fitzsimmons secret santa for all of my posts regarding the exchange, so look out for announcements. You will also be using that tag when you post your gifts.
Important Dates:
Sign ups are open until Monday, November 17th at midnight PST.
Participants will be notified of their assignments on Wednesday, November 19th.
The first posting day for gifts is on Thursday, December 25th. This gives you five weeks to work on your gift. A few weeks before December 25th, you will sign up to select a posting day so I can stagger the gifts throughout the week.
Read more to learn how you can participate in the Secret Santa Exchange!
In participating in the Secret Santa exchange, you will create a fanwork for your assigned giftee. This can consist of fanfiction, gifs, graphics, moodboards, aesthetics, fanmixes, fanvids, fanart, or any other creation. Fic must be at least 1000 words in length, and all gifts must be complete when posted (unless you plan to stagger out fic chapters).
Participants must follow these rules of the exchange:
Send your entry form no later than Monday, November 17th at midnight PST.
Reblog this post to spread the word!
Create an original gift for your giftee following their prompt, preferences, and the guidelines of the exchange. Your gift must be at least 1000 words or an equivalent amount of effort in another medium.
Keep your ask box open with Anon turned on.
Send your giftee anonymous asks at least once a week (questions, compliments, quotes, whatever you like!).
Post your gift and reveal your identity to your giftee on your selected posting day!
To sign up for the exchange, please fill out the entry form below and email it to [email protected] (mused with a d and not an s like my Tumblr username!).
Social media username (please specify if you plan to change your url during the holidays so we can find you!)
Your prompt: (what you want your gift to be about!)
Your fandom talents: (what can you create for your giftee?)
Preferences: (for what you would like to receive AND what you would be willing to create - ex: I would like to receive a fic with smut, but I will not write smut for my giftee.)
Smut:
Ward/Will/AIDA:
Mentions of traumatic canon events (4x15, 4x20, 5x14, 5x22, etc.):
Other preferences for what you would not like to give/receive: (type of fanwork, triggers, issues, genres, tropes, etc.)
When filling out the entry form, please be as specific as possible. This helps me to best match people up, as well as ensures that you receive a gift that you’ll love! If you receive your assignment and still have questions about creating your gift, I recommend that you send your giftee anonymous asks for clarification.
If something comes up and you can no longer participate, please let me know ASAP. In the past, participants have disappeared from Tumblr, so I really want to ensure that everyone that signs up will receive a gift.
❄️Good Luck and Happy Holidays! ❄️
Today is the last day to sign up!
The phrase “due process” has been coming up a lot in the news lately, and it seems like way too many people somehow don’t know what it means
I’ve heard people say that only US citizens are entitled to due process. I’ve heard people say that you don’t deserve due process if you’ve broken the law. If you’re in the country illegally, if you’re a member of a gang, if you’ve committed a violent crime. The problem with putting any condition on due process is that
“due process” is just the process of finding stuff out.
Due process is finding out what your name is, your citizenship/legal status, your gang membership, your criminal history. Due process is finding out whether you’ve committed a crime, based on what evidence and defense is presented to a court. (I do believe due process also includes fair sentencing, ie after it’s determined that you have committed a crime, then there’s a process to determine what your punishment should be; but this rant is about the “finding out” part)
If we grant that any particular category of people isn’t entitled to due process in the US, how do we find out whether someone belongs to that category without first applying due process? without due process, police can just point at anyone they want and say “they’re a gang member, arrest them,” and then never check whether they are in fact a gang member.
due process is not some privilege reserved for respectable law-abiding US citizens. due process is how we find out who you are and what you’ve done, instead of just going by “trust me bro.” without due process, there’s nothing to stop you - the person reading this - from being deported on a whim without ever getting a chance to say “but I’m not a criminal”
Recipe For Love
When Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz find themselves as competing contestants on a holiday version of Great British Bake Off, it's not just the ovens that has temperatures rising. Their competitive spirit has sparks flying both on and offscreen, and as bakers get eliminated left and right in pursuit of the grand prize, Jemma and Fitz must decide if the budding romance between them is worth losing--or if it's winner take all.
Merry Belated Christmas @mrsleopoldfitz! I'm so sorry for being the worst Fitzsimmons Secret Santa ever this year but I hope you enjoy your gift. Thanks for being a great friend and putting up with me. Here's to many more years!
I love it! It's absolutely adorable and it being GBBO on top of it all is just 🤌🏻 Thank you so much for a wonderful gift!
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Jemma has plans to have the perfect winter night in to celebrate their new apartment: just her, her boyfriend, some mulled wine and a Christmas movie.
Until Fitz throws a wrench in things.
Merry Christmas @pictures-to-prove-it! Thank you for the wonderful FitzSimmons Secret Santa prompt!
your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.
Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to
my tags: The female singer IS saying yes but using an outdated social script that doesn’t translate well to the 21st century. this song was funny and sweet to 1950s audiences bc it was about two people having fun and hooking up, and using the winter weather as an excuse
#it’s a fun song about having fun sex while being snowed in together. which as i say it i realize is ABSOLUTELY a fanfic trope #they were SNOWED IN TOGETHER. and there was only ONE BED #OH MY GOD THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED
#i like this song best when i can see the singers#and some of this energy comes across#when you can see the grins she’s giving him#the shared joke they have
It’s fun and naughty and collaborative!
Hello FitzSimmons shippers!
It’s that time of year again - it’s time for the FitzSimmons Secret Santa Exchange! The FS Secret Santa has been a wonderful part of our fandom’s history, and even though the show has ended I think it’s still a great way to celebrate the fandom and the holidays together.
I will be using the tag #fitzsimmons secret santa for all of my posts regarding the exchange, so look out for announcements. You will also be using that tag when you post your gifts.
Important Dates:
Sign ups are open until Wednesday, November 20th at midnight PST.
Participants will be notified of their assignments on Friday, November 22nd.
The first posting day for gifts is on Wednesday, December 25th. This gives you five weeks to work on your gift. A few weeks before December 25th, you will sign up to select a posting day so I can stagger the gifts throughout the week.
Read more to learn how you can participate in the Secret Santa Exchange!
In participating in the Secret Santa exchange, you will create a fanwork for your assigned giftee. This can consist of fanfiction, gifs, graphics, moodboards, aesthetics, fanmixes, fanvids, fanart, or any other creation. Fic must be at least 1000 words in length, and all gifts must be complete when posted (unless you plan to stagger out fic chapters).
Participants must follow these rules of the exchange:
Send your entry form no later than Wednesday, November 20th at midnight PST.
Reblog this post to spread the word!
Create an original gift for your giftee following their prompt, preferences, and the guidelines of the exchange. Your gift must be at least 1000 words or an equivalent amount of effort in another medium.
Keep your ask box open with Anon turned on.
Send your giftee anonymous asks at least once a week (questions, compliments, quotes, whatever you like!).
Post your gift and reveal your identity to your giftee on your selected posting day!
To sign up for the exchange, please fill out the entry form below and email it to [email protected] (mused with a d and not an s like my Tumblr username!).
One big change this year is I will be changing the exchange to be cross platform--you can participate even if you aren't on Tumblr! Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky--let's go!
Social media username (please specify platform and if you plan to change your url during the holidays so we can find you!)
Your prompt: (what you want your gift to be about!)
Your fandom talents: (what can you create for your giftee?)
Preferences: (for what you would like to receive AND what you would be willing to create - ex: I would like to receive a fic with smut, but I will not write smut for my giftee.)
Smut:
Ward/Will/AIDA:
Mentions of traumatic canon events (4x15, 4x20, 5x14, 5x22, etc.):
Other preferences for what you would not like to give/receive: (type of fanwork, triggers, issues, genres, tropes, etc.)
When filling out the entry form, please be as specific as possible. This helps me to best match people up, as well as ensures that you receive a gift that you’ll love! If you receive your assignment and still have questions about creating your gift, I recommend that you send your giftee anonymous asks for clarification.
If something comes up and you can no longer participate, please let me know ASAP. In the past, participants have disappeared from Tumblr, so I really want to ensure that everyone that signs up will receive a gift.
❄️Good Luck and Happy Holidays! ❄️
The signup deadline is tomorrow at midnight! Let's goooo!
I remember someone saying that one of the reasons Fitz hated Deke so much in season 5 was because he reminded him of his younger self
And we know that Fitz was struggling with the Doctor since the Framework, and the Doctor hated anything that was "weak". Basically, anything with compassion, but most notably, Fitz from season 1. Fitz hated himself
Deke, with all his fancy tech and quirkiness and unawareness of how the world worked, while also being incredibly clever? He was just like that. He was everything the Doctor hated. It just puts the whole season in a new perspective
Yeah, please lmk if you know who said this, bc omg you cracked the code
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Blogs/Tumblr Posts:
@cripplecharacters - A whole blog dedicated to helping people write disabled characters.
^ A Guide to Writing Disabled Characters
@writingwithcolor - A whole blog dedicated to writing and resources centered on racial, ethnic and religious diversity.
^ Stereotypes and Tropes Navigation
@creatingblackcharacters - Creating Black Characters *with intent!
Resources for Writing Injuries (Tumblr Masterpost)
Resources for Writing Sketchy Topics (Tumblr Masterpost - please note that a couple of links are broken due to the post being 7 years old, but many are still working!)
A guide to designing, drawing or writing characters who use mobility aids (Tumblr post)
Writing A Blind or Visually Impaired Character (Tumblr Post)
Independent Websites
Avoiding Stereotypes in Fiction: Characters with Mental Health Issues (WritersHelpingWriters)
How Do I Depict a Disabled Character Respectfully? (Fay Onyx, Mythcreants blog)
Respectfully Depicting a Character Adapting to a Disability (Fay Onyx, Mythcreants blog)
Writing Deaf Characters (T. Frohock, author.)
How to Write Deaf or Hard of Hearing Characters (Melanie Ashford, Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association)
How to Write a Blind or Vision Impaired Character (AllWriteAlright)
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I’m about to save you thousands of dollars in therapy by teaching you what I learned paying thousands of dollars for therapy:
It may sound woo woo but it’s an important skill capitalism and hyper individualism have robbed us of as human beings.
Learn to process your emotions. It will improve your mental health and quality of life. Emotions serve a biological purpose, they aren’t just things that happen for no reason.
1. Pause and notice you’re having a big feeling or reaching for a distraction to maybe avoid a feeling. Notice what triggered the feeling or need for a distraction without judgement. Just note that it’s there. Don’t label it as good or bad.
2. Find it in your body. Where do you feel it? Your chest? Your head? Your stomach? Does it feel like a weight everywhere? Does it feel like you’re vibrating? Does it feel like you’re numb all over?
3. Name the feeling. Look up an emotion chart if you need to. Find the feeling that resonates the most with what you’re feeling. Is it disappointment? Heartbreak? Anxiety? Anger? Humiliation?
4. Validate the feeling. Sometimes feelings misfire or are disproportionately big, but they’re still valid. You don’t have to justify what you’re feeling, it’s just valid. Tell yourself “yeah it makes sense that you feel that right now.” Or something as simple as “I hear you.” For example: If I get really big feelings of humiliation when I lose at a game of chess, the feeling may not be necessary, but it is valid and makes sense if I grew up with parents who berated me every time I did something wrong. So I could say “Yeah I understand why we are feeling that way given how we were treated growing up. That’s valid.”
5. Do something with your body that’s not a mental distraction from the feeling. Something where you can still think. Go on a walk. Do something with your hands like art or crochet or baking. Journal. Clean a room. Figure out what works best for you.
6. Repeat, it takes practice but is a skill you can learn :)
I have been in EMDR therapy recently to help with past trauma and like 90% of the appointments are just this post. Which I thought was silly at first bcs I was like "well I know how I'm feeling, I feel bad" but man you have no idea. Literally JUST talking through whatever stressful thing I have going on at the moment and whenever I feel a Big Emotion stopping and acknowledging, naming, and sitting with it makes a huge difference. I've made more progress with my trauma and mental illnesses just doing this in a single year than I have in like 10+ years of therapy.
It might feel silly or pointless at first but stick with it, it really helps.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons Characters: Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Idiots to lovers too, Through the Years, Canon-ish, Fitzsimmons Secret Santa 2023 Summary:
Jemma Simmons absolutely does not have a crush on her best friend and lab partner. It’s just the constant presence of a parasitic plant at this time of year that brings out these urges, she swears.
Or, all the times Jemma nearly plants a kiss on Fitz, and one time he finally manages to plant one on her.
Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all.
— Prologue, ROMANCING MISTER BRIDGERTON