musings

she/her, bi, 30s

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[ydteus]

Evil Stick | Ball of Sunshine

[glassesanddisasters]

Griddlehark study sketch as a treat after commission work.

[evergreen-femme]

on twitter they're saying if you like strap you're not a real lesbian

what the fuck is happening why is everyone getting 200% more conservative and insane in real time

[closet-keys]

[sapphireh3arts]

Disability History and The Magic that Is Dildos!

Disability History goes brrrrrrrr

dildos are an accessibility device pioneered by disabled people! never forget Gosnell Duncan for helpin' us cripples (and i suppose everyone else too!) feel good!

[depsidase]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[miscosasalberto]

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: 10 pride flags with text that says "Queer kids deserve safety, support, and acceptance." in white and black text. The flags are the original Baker rainbow, intersex, aromantic, asexual, bisexual, pansexual, sapphic, lesbian, gay man, and abrosexual flags.)

[sprite-candy]

Happy Pride month everyone!

Wanted to finish this on the first sorry about about it being a little late 🙇🏻‍♀️

[habbadax]

Rambunctious

[doggirlhen]

puppy on head idiot

[chillyfeetsteak]

puppy on head idiot

[catboy-loverboy]

let’s be hat with mama!!!

[jacindaelena]

by shx.photography

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[mystic-menagerie]

@octahedral-chaos look at this thang

[octahedral-chaos]

[Image ID: A gif of an adult Tawny Frogmouth and its chick. The chick is covered in pure white down and is bobbing its head up and down. Its eyes are also half-closed, giving it a comical expression. /End ID]

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[buginateacup]

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan