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[pocketkiss]

I just think he's nice

[pocketkiss]

z z z z

[pocketkiss]

earlier drawings for him... 🥺 as you can tell I enjoy drawing bubba without the mask much more than with it... 🤘😔 I'm a fake fan guys

[masks-n-steel]

I can have a little myers plz? Qwq

Uh he’s a lil busy

@a-lu-ka

[moescaria]

true love

[moon1341]

Michael and the other slasher daring each other to do stupid shit after murdering a whole town

[pinkniz]

Self-care is drawing mass murderers with chickens 🐔🐤🐓

Very Important bonus:

[slashermemes]

Michael: Hey Bubba you wanna go out tonight?

Bubba: Yeah sure, let me check my wallet real quick.

[eerie-candid]

Big boy, big light-weight

[eerie-candid]

Note: Don’t follow Jason anywhere

[nath-ryd]

Shipping Michael and Laurie is okay as long as u don’t see them as siblings (like I do)

So it’s kinda ok, depends on movie and timeline. BUT

If you ship Michael with Jamie, you have a serious problem like holy shit - don’t?

I saw so much stuff between them and I wanted to throw up. Shipping isn’t a bad thing but there are fucking borders u shouldn’t pass.

[mrstabbyboy]

These are the facts

[uwuthority]

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[45lampkinln]

also imagine Michael tooling around in the streets again well after ppl are able to recognize him, and someone bumps into him and then looks up and is just “well that’s kind of distastefulaaaaaAAAAAAAA”

[i-hate-my-shitzophrenic-self]

The female Freddy Kruger’s name should still be Freddy because Freddy is a gender-neutral name stop trying to name her Fredriana.

[hikariarts501]

Why the heck can I see Freddy singing Friends on The Other Side from the Princess and the Frog? Like….Why???

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

I look in my bathroom mirror and take a deep breath in, turning off the lights.

“Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger”

I turn the lights back on.

Michael Myers stabs me in the back.

[slashermemes]

Michael: Why wont Freddy talk to you?

Jason: I walked in on him while he was in the shower.

Michael: Huh thats weird. Usually he doesn’t care about being seen naked.

Jason: The odd thing is…he wasn’t naked.

Jason: He was fully clothed and eating mayonnaise.