Wife of Laios

I guess I'm just here 27 / married (To Laios) Used to be haru0kumura

[mycoins]

just realized we're all gonna make it!

[mycoins]

let's go!

[beevosmeower]

I’m so ready chat

[toskarin]

"this meme transcends language" - tired, annoying, no it does not

"this image of a cat that one user just posted four times in a row says 'post this cat after masturbating'" - it unfortunately does

[zmpl]

you have been BANNED from MyChart

[kingdeath000]

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

[rabbiddyke]

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

[imjunebitch]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Possibly the greatest r/malelivingspace post of all time

[shareddreamingexperiment]

[squeakitties]

guy who calls hits on himself just for the love of the game

[txttletale]

using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

[human-pet-they]

if youre feeling anxious during sex just imagine the other person is naked

[savaralyn2]

[toram-toram]

This is how I find out tunas are big ass fishes

[super-metroid]

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

[theirisianprincess]

[yangioh]

laios in ep 15

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[rain-droplet]

I love this so much

[pucciverse]

time loop fans when the loop slightly changes

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.