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[harlequin-wheels]

9: hey shikikan 9: [incomprehensible]

[doggirldick]

lesbian porn implies the existence of other kinds of porn and i just don't think anyone would make that cause like who the fuck would be the target audience

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[an-ambient-girl]

needy penis overload

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[tictacpbandai]

[magicmistral]

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

[ticklebait]

“top or bottom” well actually i was hoping we could keep both our clothes on and u could tickle me . if that’s cool..

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[maxknightley]

the thing about chekhov's gun is that the gun does not literally "need to go off by the third act." the story works just as well if someone merely grabs the gun and starts threatening people with it, or if the Jewish protagonist recognizes the particular model as a Politically Concerning piece of world war 2 surplus, or if the gun's owner waxes nostalgic about the last time he fired it, etc. etc. etc.

unfortunately I get the impression that a lot of people do not understand that and therefore build theories around the idea that if the gun is not Specifically taken down from the wall and fired, it serves no purpose to the story, so why the hell was it there in the first place

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[ouroborosorder]

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

[carnalreincarnated]

Happy Friday, @darkhawk1126

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[tondog]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018