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probuccalfat

so it has

clove-pinks

A London Street Scene, by John Orlando Parry, 1835.

questionableadvice

~ Practical Etiquette, by A. Flanagan, 1899

seanofbeankeep

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

They do it all classy though but still

ymutate

Sarah Morgan

'Is it raining where you are? '

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She has more! Here's her website. She lives in the Peak District, England.

"A little shower"

"Proper big rain, that"

She has a lot of sky paintings with good colours but I particularly enjoy her human figures:

In order: Knackered / He's knackered too / The bears are really knackered / The heterosexuals, they're bloody knackered / The lesbians are knackered too / The polyamorous... well, you would be knackered, wouldn't you?

And this was just charming:

"Enjoying a little soak"

velvetnightgallery

Vogue covers by George Wolfe Plank

theonion

Linens-N-Shit, the nation’s largest retailer of bedsheets, tablecloths, and a wide assortment of other shit, will open its new location Tuesday morning at the Macon Mall.

“We are excited to open our first store in the Macon area, and we encourage shoppers to arrive early and check out all of our great linens and shit,” said Robert Barlow, the company’s senior vice president. “We’re proud to offer the local community the best selection of the name-brand shit you want at the prices you love.”

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lizardsfromspace

There was once this football player who refused to go to the White House under Obama and when asked why he said it wasn't political. It was because he realized that Obama would have invited the other team if they had won the Super Bowl. Let me dig up the actual quote:

"So as far as I'm concerned he would have invited Arizona if they had won."

As far as I'm concerned, they would have invited the other team if they had won. As far as he's concerned. They would have invited Arizona if they had won.

He felt Obama should invite him to the White House regardless just to spend some time with him and it was an insult to not invite him to meet the President even if he lost football and anyway a couple years later he made headlines for throwing away his kid's participation trophies