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Tumblr is run by monkeys but I love my friends on here so remain I shall

[mrsurlaw]

Courage. I'm sorry. I love you.

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[mimill3]

Invasion

[findingmindely]

Sip

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[randomalistic]

Rare occasion where twitter elevates something beautiful

[gravityjunior]

Smh you guys can't just leave out this amazing addition that op made

[kuropin]

Dont lock me up for this one

[jjs-adorable-rotting-corpse]

[bowelfly]

hands you 50 little guys

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[sev-arts]

cooler lesbian comix than the one youre probably talking about

[zapatism]

festa junina se fosse WOKE

foGAYra

pé de MOÇE

COCKada

milho

PRONOmonha

MÁRIO -mole

maçã do POLIAMOR

piCOCKa

TRANSjica

[bowelfly]

a traditional monastic post-lunch sleep heap

[zapatism]

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

[zapatism]

[lingonberry24]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

[wickedsick]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[doberbutts]

[alyz-in-the-middle-of-nowhere]

So I have 0.20 cents left on my bank account. I need to survive until next week until my next online lesson..if you wanna help I would be grateful.

I offer English and Italian lessons in exchange.

Thank you so much for the reblogs

https://www.paypal.me/alyzalyz989

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