WE STILL CAN'T HAVE THOSE

NICE FUKCKING THINGS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IT'S ME YA BOI SETH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I still draw but man am I out of date I need to remember how to do goddamn tumblr themes so stick with me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New art blog is mosumart.tumblr.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INFP/he/him/23 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[cat-eg]

[shinybulbasaur]

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

[shinybulbasaur]

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[heavensenthousepet]

[mollyjames]

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

[mollyjames]

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

[gaphic]

Hate to always be the one saying this, but:

No, they literally can't.

FOSTA/SESTA hasn't gone away. Credit card companies are still reluctant or completely unwilling to do business with adult content providers. The app store is still a bitch. Ads are still a necessary part of the website's revenue stream.

People don't seem to understand that Twitter being able to semi-openly host explicit porn, despite being so huge, is an act of fucking wizardry. It's unclear why Twitter gets such wildly preferential treatment from these entities (especially now) but the fact remains that it is preferential treatment. Not just any website can do that.

If Tumblr's ownership (not @staff mind you, the actual owners) was confident this website could be fully financially supported on subscriptions/post+ there might be a shred of a chance that we could get porn back, but people are EXTREMELY hostile to Tumblr's efforts to 'be a profitable business,' so why would they expect that to work?

Yes, the NSFW policy could be hugely improved. It needs to be more clear and consistent. But, for the record, it's fairly obvious that the inconsistency and vagueness are at least partially because A. the moderation is almost entirely automated and B. staff genuinely wants to give us wiggle room to post lewd shit while giving themselves plausible deniability

If you want porn back, stop talking to staff and start talking to your congressmen.

[knightofleo]

Martin Rosner, Hot Paper Comics

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

[coughloop]

So tired I'm going to bed tonight

[relelvance]

Pregant* Giving birth*

[coughloop]

come on

[barstoolblues]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[microwavefruit]

[barelyherestillqueer]

[vector-totheheavens-deactivated]

KH Nostalgia Re: Dux

Mansex

Saix Puppy

Orgy XIII

nicknames like Xiggy & Zexy

Demyx being compared to David Bowie

rearranging your name with an x

Organization OCs EVERYWHERE

Roxel / Soku……………………

the widely accepted fandom canon where the Organization is a chaotic dysfunctional family

“Kairi!” “Traitor!” “Sephiroth!” “Goofy!” “Sora!” “Roxas!” “Why?” “Axel!” “I’m a fool.” “Xemnas!” “You’re right.”

“Riku is a sexy guy”

rockin checkered wristbands to be as cool as Roxas

wishing you owned the Organization trench coat

raiding Hot Topic on the rare occasion there was KH merch

blinged out in KH jewelry

the OG Sora, Kairi, Roxas, and Axel play arts figures

trying to make sea salt ice cream

taking Quizilla! quizzes to see what the KH characters thought of you / what characters would date you

getting lost in your feels and finding new music through KH AMVs

making KH AMVs in windows movie maker

scrolling through fanart for hours on deviantart

staying up late reading fanfics on fanfiction

getting your KH gifs & icons from photobucket

dressing your Gaia Online avis as KH characters

beta KHII Kairi

when Roxas was only known as BHK

when the Wayfinder Trio were only known as The Chasers

the great debate if Roxas was Ventus (when he first appeared in The Gathering)

THE dreaded unskippable cutscene

getting your ass handed to you by the KH1 secret bosses because you were severely under leveled and had NO IDEA WTF THEY WERE

how your heart stopped when Simple and Clean was perfectly executed after Sora and Kairi let go in the KHI ending

“Not Clayton! *&&X%! Not Clayton!”

“Run, run away!”

yo when Goofy straight up died

how cool it was to fight alongside the FF characters during the battle for Hollow Bastion

THE 1000 HEARTLESS BATTLE

“Dance, water! Dance!” war flashbacks

Pooh astral projecting

the Ansem Retort web comic

The KHI Beta Trailer

losing your gd gourd hearing Sanctuary reversed for the first time

KH dubbed with Dane Cook or Family Guy

AMVs of Roxas signing Jesse McCartney songs

the VA interviews!

watching videos of KH cosplayers doing skits at cons

Simple and Clean Guitar Version

Kairi bamfing in on Dead Fantasy

Kingdom Hearts Chronicles

Kingdumb Hearts

kingdom hearts online chat

lol, Kingdom Hearts

Kingdom Hearts Random Crap

Kairi Teaches How to Bake a Cake

Roxas Hates Waffles

Kingdom Hearts Caramelldansen

Demyx Time

The Sora Song

The Roxas Song

Demyx Likes His Sitar

Zexion The Emo Kid

Sora’s Band

feel free to add more!

shout to @kingdomheartsnyctophiliac & @excusemewhileiplaykh for throwing me back in time and reminding me of my roots with their post and inspiring this trip down memory lane

(updated 11/2020)

[mrtiredeyes]

Jesus christ this was scary accurate. I did NOT expect there to be a part about making AMVs and that is WILD. The Kairi! Traitor! Was the first sign. I had a spiritual awakening reading this, thank you, soon I'll have enough power to live in 2009 indefinitely

[luisonte]

Pero buatefack

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[flipchild]

YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE

[flipchild]

SHOCKINGLY, SCORN AND PUNISHMENT MAKE FOR WEAK MOTIVATORS. PRACTICE IS A HABIT HARD TO FORM WHEN ERRING'S MET WITH BLOOD.

BEYOND ALL THAT, REMEMBER: YOU WILL NEED MORE THAN LITTLE TREATS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. BUT YOU DO NEED THE TREATS

[mrtiredeyes]

I read the bottom part first so when I read the top I thought, but consider the original point,

[timemachineyeah]

I cannot believe my dash did this.

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[everythingfox]

Dry kitty

(via)

[correctopinionhaver]

[boethiah]

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

[amirrorcalledthemoon]